The Secret Garden

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Special Opening Day Offer:

All Sara's Toga Attire comes with Free Panda Selections!

Frannie and I spoke about this promotion





It came to our attention that many a NT may lose his shirt at the window with the Panda Picks

















Children would cry at this sight




woman would scream



and horsies will bolt.






















we can't have ANY of that






therefore,









there will be no free Panda Picks with the Sara's Toga Collection.

[Mortimer]

uh-oh

[Mortimer]

I know Sighty-poo and Franny Frumpy Bottom aren't going to be in someones autograph line at Sara'sToga.

[Sightseek]

We'll be in Evening Attire's autograph line!

[Mortimer]

OOOOOOOOOO




Very fitting.

Will you hire Kent Desormeaux's wife for modeling purposes?

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

Will you hire Kent Desormeaux's wife for modeling purposes?

You don't think she is pretty?

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

OOOOOOOOOO




Very fitting.

So which lass do you like in the opening day feature?

9th (5:30)
Schuylerville S. (G3)

6 Furlongs | Fillies | 2 Year Olds Stakes | Purse: $100,000

Post # Horse Jockey Weight Claim Price Equip. Med.
1 Ocean Colors Bridgmohan S X 119 L
2 Mani Bhavan Velazquez J R 119 L
3 Collegiate Prado E S 119 L
4 Renda Castellano J J 119 L
5 Chartreux Hill C 119 L
6 Ouchy Night Desormeaux K J 119 L
7 Mine All Mine Trujillo E 117 L
8 Boom Town Sally Coa E M 119 L
9 Cameron Crazies Leparoux J R 119
10 Girlfrienontheside Velasquez C 119 L
11 Jardin Albarado R J 119 L

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

1 Ocean Colors Bridgmohan S X 119 L

Yea!

[FGFan]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I know Sighty-poo and Franny FINE Bottom aren't going to be in someones autograph line at Sara'sToga.

FTFY.....
Morty, do remember what the huntsman did to the wolf....

[Mortimer]

They're both going to wash this gray right out of their HA-YAIR.






=:>

[Mortimer]

Talk about yer crop circles.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by FGFan

FTFY.....
Morty, do remember what the huntsman did to the wolf....

^^^ Dot to trot.

[FGFan]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Frannie and I spoke about this promotion





It came to our attention that many a NT may lose his shirt at the window with the Panda Picks

















Children would cry at this sight




woman would scream



and horsies will bolt.






















we can't have ANY of that






therefore,









there will be no free Panda Picks with the Sara's Toga Collection.

Yes after much confrencing and thought we came to this agreement, we just couldn't be repsonsible for the horror that could occur.

But Sighty...I forgot about the Choos we must add to the collection,
they must be good for standing in line and most importantly, they must be light and free for all the dancing that will be had. AND please none of those silly gator things with decorations.

[Sightseek]

Ah yes, Dancin Choos!