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Old 07-18-2008, 09:47 AM
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Before I do sign off for the day...I would like to make an expressive view.




I am just about through with all pro sports and major college as well. The hype and dollar machines just won't stop. I'm sick of it.

Example:Chris Wells is the main big cheese rb at Ohio State.His nickname is.....Beanie.



BLECH.



But the point is ...he is being rammed down everyones throat as a Heisman candidate so they are holding a contest to nickname his stiff arm.

To create even more awful hype.


I submitted the following choices:



Chris' Army

Spiffy Stiffy

Stop in the Name of Shove

......and so forth



Ask a stupid question...get a stupid answer.


I also suggested they nickname his midget back ups ,Maurice Wells ,stiff arm; Compound Fracture.




My fine work got me thrown off the site.





More mothah fucl<ahs.
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