Not to go off Sporty News

[Mortimer]

Go fucl< yourselves.


And each other.

















HEY SCAVS!


FUCl< THIS!

[Mortimer]

Well? Come on..where's the primer on gelf ball whacking?





How about the proper way to bludgeon a middle linebacker...Phil?

[Mortimer]

I used the same technique Sighty-poo has outlawed.


Same stalking....but with a different intent.

I assure you.

[Late Fires]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Gelf is for fools.

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[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Late Fires

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I'm so good...I miss half the stuff I say!



Too kind!

[Mortimer]

Did you know I actually stuck around and watched ,via internet, 2 rounds of that stupid playoff between Woods and the other guy?



Then I thought to myself..






...WHAT THE FUCl<, AM AH DOIN'!!!!?

[Late Fires]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Did you know I actually stuck around and watched ,via internet, 2 rounds of that stupid playoff between Woods and the other guy?



Then I thought to myself..






...WHAT THE FUCl<, AM AH DOIN'!!!!?

I don't know how long two rounds last, but you'll never get those wasted minutes of your life back.

To change the subject from a sissy game to a man's sport, did you hear that Pavlik signed to fight Bernard Hopkins? I know I'm anxiously awaiting Phil Gardn's breakdown of this matchup.