VA State Open

Scav · #1 07-17-2008, 09:39 PM

Putter needs to be talked to......

Turn the f'n brain off and just feel the putts, works for me....

Bigsmc · #2 07-17-2008, 09:45 PM

Please, please don't talk golf advice from Scav. The big chicken hasn't earned it.

I, on the other hand, earned it last year in Toga. My advice is for you to follow my lead and use a putter that was found in a garbage can. It's worked for me for 32 years.

Good luck tomorrow Bro. Do they flip-flop the tee times? Are you first on the tee tomorrow?

GPK · #3 07-17-2008, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Bigsmc

Please, please don't talk golf advice from Scav. The big chicken hasn't earned it.

I, on the other hand, earned it last year in Toga. My advice is for you to follow my lead and use a putter that was found in a garbage can. It's worked for me for 32 years.

Good luck tomorrow Bro. Do they flip-flop the tee times? Are you first on the tee tomorrow?

They do flip the times, but I am last off in the morning wave. 9:27 off the 10th tee.

Scav · #4 07-17-2008, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK

They do flip the times, but I am last off in the morning wave. 9:27 off the 10th tee.

get off the f'n internet and get ready to shoot that number

Scav · #5 07-17-2008, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Bigsmc

Please, please don't talk golf advice from Scav. The big chicken hasn't earned it.

I, on the other hand, earned it last year in Toga. My advice is for you to follow my lead and use a putter that was found in a garbage can. It's worked for me for 32 years.

Good luck tomorrow Bro. Do they flip-flop the tee times? Are you first on the tee tomorrow?

I know my limitations, after hearing about the performances, I would have been a 5k claimer against opt claiming 32k's

GPK · #6 07-17-2008, 09:55 PM

I think of the 21 scores under par today, 18 of them were in the morning. Greens dried out in the afternoon and were much firmer than they were this morning. Golf course played hard...but not 81 hard.

Bigsmc · #7 07-17-2008, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav

I know my limitations, after hearing about the performances, I would have been a 5k claimer against opt claiming 32k's

You must have heard wrong. I am a MCL4k at Finger Lakes.

Kev, at what age do they (golfers) not know what hitting one on the screws means? Or better yet, what year was the last club made with screws on the face.

How old is Garrison? If he's young, quiz him on the first tee tomorrow and throw him off his game. "Say Garrison, do you know where hitting one on the screws comes from?"

It's kind of like saying "Dial 1-800-Total Crap" to buy something knowing there hasn't been a rotary phone manufactured in years. People 25 years old have probably never "dialed" a phone.

Scav · #8 07-17-2008, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Bigsmc

You must have heard wrong. I am a MCL4k at Finger Lakes.

Kev, at what age do they (golfers) not know what hitting one on the screws means? Or better yet, what year was the last club made with screws on the face.

How old is Garrison? If he's young, quiz him on the first tee tomorrow and throw him off his game. "Say Garrison, do you know where hitting one on the screws comes from?"

It's kind of like saying "Dial 1-800-Total Crap" to buy something knowing there hasn't been a rotary phone manufactured in years. People 25 years old have probably never "dialed" a phone.

What do you usually shoot?

Bigsmc · #9 07-17-2008, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav

What do you usually shoot?

Triple digits....

Heels1989 · #10 07-17-2008, 10:32 PM

MILF in a white thong on the golf course. I likey.

Scav · #11 07-17-2008, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Bigsmc

Triple digits....

OOOOOO

We would compete

GPK · #12 07-17-2008, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Bigsmc

You must have heard wrong. I am a MCL4k at Finger Lakes.

Kev, at what age do they (golfers) not know what hitting one on the screws means? Or better yet, what year was the last club made with screws on the face.

How old is Garrison? If he's young, quiz him on the first tee tomorrow and throw him off his game. "Say Garrison, do you know where hitting one on the screws comes from?"

It's kind of like saying "Dial 1-800-Total Crap" to buy something knowing there hasn't been a rotary phone manufactured in years. People 25 years old have probably never "dialed" a phone.

OHHHHHHH!!!!! can't believe I forgot this....Garrison is only 19. Garrison has a Mom.....Garrison's Mom walked all 18 holes with us today. Garrison's mom

Scav · #13 07-17-2008, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK

OHHHHHHH!!!!! can't believe I forgot this....Garrison is only 19. Garrison has a Mom.....Garrison's Mom walked all 18 holes with us today. Garrison's mom

LOL....This is awesome....

This is exactly why the 81 came today...don't tell me any different

GPK · #14 07-17-2008, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav

LOL....This is awesome....

Garrison's Mom had on white pants today....Garrison's Mom wears a thong

Garrison's Mom

ddthetide · #15 07-18-2008, 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by GPK

OHHHHHHH!!!!! can't believe I forgot this....Garrison is only 19. Garrison has a Mom.....Garrison's Mom walked all 18 holes with us today. Garrison's mom

forget the MILF! zone in and shoot that 70 !

Antitrust32 · #16 07-18-2008, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Bigsmc

You must have heard wrong. I am a MCL4k at Finger Lakes.

Kev, at what age do they (golfers) not know what hitting one on the screws means? Or better yet, what year was the last club made with screws on the face.

How old is Garrison? If he's young, quiz him on the first tee tomorrow and throw him off his game. "Say Garrison, do you know where hitting one on the screws comes from?"

It's kind of like saying "Dial 1-800-Total Crap" to buy something knowing there hasn't been a rotary phone manufactured in years. People 25 years old have probably never "dialed" a phone.

I am 25 years old and I've "dialed" a phone!!

Antitrust32 · #17 07-18-2008, 01:01 PM

LOL on Garrison's Mom, ask her if she remembers me

I'm sure she does!

GPK · #18 07-17-2008, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav

Putter needs to be talked to......

Turn the f'n brain off and just feel the putts, works for me....

It aint the putter...its the puttee. I stayed with my routine all day....just nothing wanted to drop. It would be different if I hit the ball like sh*t..but I was hitting the ball on the screws.

jwkniska · #19 07-17-2008, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK

It aint the putter...its the puttee.

You're the absolute first golfer I've ever heard that from. Good luck tomorrow! I know the feeling on putting, either awesome or awful (avg about 32-33 when I'm playing good, but have way, way too many 80/40 rounds too).

I'd rather be the late tee time than first guy off the tee. Last buddy of mine in a tourney that was 1st to go off, hit right after a 2 min speech from the mayor... and promptly dumped it right into the pond just in front of the 1st tee. Our whole high school golf team razzed him about that for 4 yrs!