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Old 07-15-2008, 12:48 PM
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LateFires....UPS!!!...I mean Franny....come dahnce with me.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpCyRn-Z22o

This requires being very close.

A lot of in synch rhythm must be used.....a lot of synchronized shoulders....very little foot movement. ....but a lot of going up and down...back and forth.......side to side.....you know----NerdyDancing.There is one part in the beginning where footwork is used.....and I spin you...and throw you away like a boomerang.......................................EA UXH!!...you didn't come back!!...........oh my. That was ugly.



What do you think,Bob?


That had to hurt,Mortimer.


Yes..I think so.


OK..let's get close again...become one,close and tight....moving like no one is watching. Feel my steel...sniff my animal aroma...close your eyes and I'll miss you ..toooo-moooor-row I'll kiss you........ups!...wrong song.


Sizzle that dupa ,sweetie.


OK Franny....BIG FINISH!!!




Be hot baby......undulate with me here.....hold tight....pelvises become one. Rock all over with me....pump it up and down together.....spin!!






Oh yes baby!!




Wiggle more up and down with me.............




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The lady knows what's what...aye?
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Old 07-15-2008, 01:13 PM
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LateFires....UPS!!!...I mean Franny....come dahnce with me.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpCyRn-Z22o

This requires being very close.

A lot of in synch rhythm must be used.....a lot of synchronized shoulders....very little foot movement. ....but a lot of going up and down...back and forth.......side to side.....you know----NerdyDancing.There is one part in the beginning where footwork is used.....and I spin you...and throw you away like a boomerang.......................................EA UXH!!...you didn't come back!!...........oh my. That was ugly.



What do you think,Bob?


That had to hurt,Mortimer.


Yes..I think so.


OK..let's get close again...become one,close and tight....moving like no one is watching. Feel my steel...sniff my animal aroma...close your eyes and I'll miss you ..toooo-moooor-row I'll kiss you........ups!...wrong song.


Sizzle that dupa ,sweetie.


OK Franny....BIG FINISH!!!




Be hot baby......undulate with me here.....hold tight....pelvises become one. Rock all over with me....pump it up and down together.....spin!!






Oh yes baby!!




Wiggle more up and down with me.............




............WHEW!!










The lady knows what's what...aye?

I've fallen

and I can't get up

not built for dancing...perhaps I will give yodeling a try. going off to practice. Will report back later
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Old 07-15-2008, 01:19 PM
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!!!!


ror!






she's got shapely hips and shimmies when she dips
she makes swirls with her dupa as punches out the hula
but when she gets real close with her pelvic overdose
that's when i find that i really lose my mind
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Old 07-15-2008, 01:21 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu9iUD47Fkc








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Old 07-15-2008, 01:23 PM
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You got it,baby!!



Phooey--I should have dahnced with you.
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Old 07-15-2008, 01:56 PM
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hey its main courses' birthday today Morty!
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Old 07-15-2008, 02:25 PM
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hey its main courses' birthday today Morty!
Thank you,Dahling...but I did offer greetings to HOC in the Indians thread.




Kiss-Kiss.
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Old 07-15-2008, 02:35 PM
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OUCH!!!!!! That hurt!!!!!

We need to practice this more....are we to perform this at Sara's Toga this year at the BBQ.

If we practiced more it would go something like this....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbQBI...eature=related
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Old 07-15-2008, 02:58 PM
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Well not if it's going to be like THAT!






I knew I should have chosen Sighty-poo.

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