Franklin.........................CAH-SOL....... - Page 49

Mortimer · #**961** 07-10-2008, 10:24 PM

I think I should wait until later on sometime then.

geeker2 · #**962** 07-11-2008, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

jack and jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
and Jill came tumbling after.

You might want to Dice Clay it up a bit...

Jack and Jill went up the hill
Both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two-fifty
That fucl>in' whore.

or

Little Boy Blue -
He needed the money.

Mortimer · #**963** 07-11-2008, 10:13 PM

Must we be gross?

geeker2 · #**964** 07-11-2008, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

Must we be gross?

Why how much do you weight?

geeker2 · #**965** 07-11-2008, 10:38 PM

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Why how much do you weight?

sorry that was uncalled for.....

Mortimer · #**966** 07-12-2008, 01:06 AM

144 pounds.

Mortimer · #**967** 07-12-2008, 01:06 AM

So was that.

My apologies.

FGFan · #**968** 07-12-2008, 02:14 AM

What?

OH nevermind, I'm going to find a haunting in for tomorrow. I have a good one, that I stayed there.

I am too obsessed with Curlin tomorrow to figure this out.

Mortimer · #**969** 07-12-2008, 09:28 AM

Is there a way I can sell you a doorknob today?

geeker2 · #**970** 07-12-2008, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by FGFan

What?

OH nevermind, I'm going to find a haunting in for tomorrow. I have a good one, that I stayed there.

I am too obsessed with Curlin tomorrow to figure this out.

Do you use your haunting broom?

Mortimer · #**971** 07-12-2008, 09:42 AM

No,

She gets swept off her feet too easily.

geeker2 · #**972** 07-12-2008, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

No,

She gets swept off her feet too easily.

3th base possible without dinner?

FGFan · #**973** 07-12-2008, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by geeker2

Do you use your haunting broom?

No, it's a haunting wand.

But I always get excited for Curling.

Mortimer · #**974** 07-12-2008, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by geeker2

3th base possible without dinner?

You're asking me??

But explain 3th base ..or was that a lisp?

Mortimer · #**975** 07-12-2008, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by FGFan

No, it's a haunting wand.

But I always get excited for Curling.

That's her pet name for me.....don't ya know.

Mortimer · #**976** 07-12-2008, 01:47 PM

Franny leaned against the wall and set her leg HIGH atop the adjacent lamp tail....I mean table.

Her short skirt exposed a lot...including the fact she wore no undergarment.....she wiggled to issue an invitation to MORTE'WOLF.

He looked as he walked by.......and said......."nah"....and kept on walking.

Mortimer · #**977** 07-12-2008, 01:48 PM

FGFan · #**978** 07-12-2008, 01:51 PM

Was very glad he kept walking as she realized she had mistaken him for someone else!!!!!!!!!!

geeker2 · #**979** 07-12-2008, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

You're asking me??

But explain 3th base ..or was that a lisp?

It was for Franny...sorry she didn't respond. I would like to know what kind of a girl she really is....

How about 2nd base and a piece of pie?

Oh and yes..I lisped.

Mortimer · #**980** 07-12-2008, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by geeker2

It was for Franny...sorry she didn't respond. I would like to know what kind of a girl she really is....

How about 2nd base and a piece of pie?

Oh and yes..I lisped.

ror!!

And I thought she wrote it.

Oh well.