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Old 07-10-2008, 09:40 AM
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How about this?

We have only one guy who you can say is a legitimate 4 hitter.



That's the AL hr leader---Sizemore.

And he hits LEAD OFF!!








DOUGH!!!
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Old 07-10-2008, 09:41 AM
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Can you imagine Otis Nixon setting the table for Sizemore.
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Old 07-10-2008, 09:44 AM
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A lot more than I could r2d2.
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Old 07-10-2008, 10:02 AM
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I would love to be a pitcher looking in for the sign from Sighty-poo...I mean Diane Lane.
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Old 07-10-2008, 10:15 AM
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Let's se....she's calling for a long one........up high on her left thigh.






I go into my wind up and

















thud
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Old 07-10-2008, 10:24 AM
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This could make the Indians games more palatable.
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Old 07-10-2008, 10:36 AM
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Give her the high hard one Morty
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Old 07-10-2008, 10:46 AM
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WHOA!!







I guess that would follow an intentional pass,though.
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Old 07-10-2008, 10:56 AM
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But back to the Indians.




Is there such a thing as a pinch manager??
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Old 07-10-2008, 12:01 PM
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Shapiro just made a move to bring Pat Corrales in from the pen
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Old 07-10-2008, 12:39 PM
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I think you could replace Shapiro with a tree sloth and no one would notice.
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Old 07-10-2008, 05:24 PM
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By the way,sir....who is Jeorge Valendia!!?
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Old 07-10-2008, 05:38 PM
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A DH

Indians are on deck. Sal Fasano looks like a 50 year old third base coach. I think hes in the line up tonight
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Old 07-10-2008, 05:44 PM
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Oh that ...what'shisname!


Oh my God.




This is beginning to make Major League look like an all star team.
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Old 07-10-2008, 05:46 PM
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When Casey Blake is the cornerstone of the line up you are in trouble
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Old 07-10-2008, 05:49 PM
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True,but...and I'm in shame to admit this....I have seen r2d2 hit in the 3 hole.





YES.







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Old 07-11-2008, 09:06 AM
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FINAL;


Tampa............2
Cleveland........THUD!












































r2d2 hit a THUD!
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Old 07-11-2008, 09:09 AM
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3 innings by the bullpen and they didn't give up a THUD!
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Old 07-11-2008, 09:11 AM
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Andy ParTay had a hit!!













THUD!!
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Old 07-11-2008, 10:00 AM
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Geez...the Indians win a bb game and life as we know it on Earth stops.
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