Cleveland Indians

[The Bid]

POSITION PLAYERS

C Chris Bando Kelly Shoppach
1B Joe Carter Ryan Garko
2B Tony Bernazard Jamie Carrol
3B Brook Jacoby Casey Blake
LF Mel Hal Ben Fransisco
CF Brett Butler Grady Sizemore
RF Cory Snyder Shin Shoo Choo
DH Pat Tabler Jeorge Valendia

The only player the Indians had in 87 that would fit this years pathetic team is Earnie the "macho man" Camacho. He was also like a molotav cocktail

[Mortimer]

By the way,sir....who is Jeorge Valendia!!?

[The Bid]

A DH

Indians are on deck. Sal Fasano looks like a 50 year old third base coach. I think hes in the line up tonight

[Mortimer]

Oh that ...what'shisname!


Oh my God.




This is beginning to make Major League look like an all star team.

[The Bid]

When Casey Blake is the cornerstone of the line up you are in trouble

[Mortimer]

True,but...and I'm in shame to admit this....I have seen r2d2 hit in the 3 hole.





YES.







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[Mortimer]

FINAL;


Tampa............2
Cleveland........THUD!












































r2d2 hit a THUD!