Cut his n*ts off!!!

Mortimer · #1 07-10-2008, 10:31 AM

I think I can explain her.

She has a very attractive body...very pretty legs.

And a face that says..."I'm not an easy target ...at all. I'm very straight laced...but if you look deeper and find out how to get there.......

..YOW!!!

Sightseek · #2 07-10-2008, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

I think I can explain her.

She has a very attractive body...very pretty legs.

And a face that says..."I'm not an easy target ...at all. I'm very straight laced...but if you look deeper and find out how to get there.......

..YOW!!!

Did you see Unfaithful?

Mortimer · #3 07-10-2008, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek

Did you see Unfaithful?

!!!!

Boy DID I !!!!

I hate to say this Sighty....but if she wore a black waist ribbon............you would be like SSSSSSO old news.

I'm kidding.

Am I ?

...Yes....I am.

??

Mortimer · #4 07-10-2008, 10:49 AM

I really was kidding.

Honest.

Ya kinda look like her.

Sort of........really.

I think.

I've said enough.

Sightseek · #5 07-10-2008, 10:50 AM

Mortimer · #6 07-10-2008, 10:54 AM

EXCELLENT!!!

That's hot,baby!!

You must toss the black velvet one and cut yourself a strip off that spool.

Even Lane couldn't touch you then.

Oh my gosh...I'm getting new ...CAH-SOL....thoughts.

thud

Sightseek · #7 07-10-2008, 10:57 AM

oh boy...

if this involves capes, gym shorts or tank tops, I'm outta here

Mortimer · #8 07-10-2008, 11:00 AM

ror!!...but if you festoon your nude body with that hot ribbon......then you will get pure,savage,nude ,sinewy,furry MORTE'WOLF

And then.....your enemies will be my enemies.........and they will fear you.