Cleveland Indians

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by The Bid

Its pathetic

This team couldnt get the 87 team out of a jog. Can you imagine what Carter, Snyder, Bando, Thorton, Jacoby, Butler, Tabler, Franco, would have done to this squad of zeros

Not to mention the Candy Man, Swindell, and those couple other geezers that team sent out every 5 days

Oh I agree...those guys would do much better than this team right now.

And think how much better they would do if they were still playing baseball!

[The Bid]

POSITION PLAYERS

C Chris Bando Kelly Shoppach
1B Joe Carter Ryan Garko
2B Tony Bernazard Jamie Carrol
3B Brook Jacoby Casey Blake
LF Mel Hal Ben Fransisco
CF Brett Butler Grady Sizemore
RF Cory Snyder Shin Shoo Choo
DH Pat Tabler Jeorge Valendia

The only player the Indians had in 87 that would fit this years pathetic team is Earnie the "macho man" Camacho. He was also like a molotav cocktail

[Mortimer]

By the way,sir....who is Jeorge Valendia!!?

[The Bid]

A DH

Indians are on deck. Sal Fasano looks like a 50 year old third base coach. I think hes in the line up tonight

[Mortimer]

Oh that ...what'shisname!


Oh my God.




This is beginning to make Major League look like an all star team.

[The Bid]

When Casey Blake is the cornerstone of the line up you are in trouble

[Mortimer]

True,but...and I'm in shame to admit this....I have seen r2d2 hit in the 3 hole.





YES.







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[Mortimer]

How about this?

We have only one guy who you can say is a legitimate 4 hitter.



That's the AL hr leader---Sizemore.

And he hits LEAD OFF!!








DOUGH!!!

[The Bid]

Can you imagine Otis Nixon setting the table for Sizemore.

[Mortimer]

A lot more than I could r2d2.

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I would love to be a pitcher looking in for the sign from Sighty-poo...I mean Diane Lane.

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Let's se....she's calling for a long one........up high on her left thigh.






I go into my wind up and

















thud

[Mortimer]

This could make the Indians games more palatable.