Cut his n*ts off!!!

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Hey wait a minute---is that Diane Lane?

[Mortimer]

What a striking creature she is.




She has a very high level of doabililty.

Something about her makes her very ..CAH-SOL...worthy. I would enjoy petting her tummy.....and such.

[Mortimer]

I think I can explain her.

She has a very attractive body...very pretty legs.



And a face that says..."I'm not an easy target ...at all. I'm very straight laced...but if you look deeper and find out how to get there.......




..YOW!!!

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I think I can explain her.

She has a very attractive body...very pretty legs.



And a face that says..."I'm not an easy target ...at all. I'm very straight laced...but if you look deeper and find out how to get there.......




..YOW!!!

Did you see Unfaithful?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Did you see Unfaithful?

!!!!










Boy DID I !!!!



I hate to say this Sighty....but if she wore a black waist ribbon............you would be like SSSSSSO old news.














I'm kidding.





























Am I ?





















...Yes....I am.







??

[Mortimer]

I really was kidding.









Honest.








Ya kinda look like her.











Sort of........really.


































I think.


















I've said enough.

[Sightseek]

[Mortimer]

EXCELLENT!!!













That's hot,baby!!


You must toss the black velvet one and cut yourself a strip off that spool.


Even Lane couldn't touch you then.






Oh my gosh...I'm getting new ...CAH-SOL....thoughts.












































thud