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Old 07-08-2008, 04:39 PM
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yes I almost died a very slow painful death


honestly
Really! What happened?

I loved New Zealand, Auckland not so much, but the rest, Queenstown, Rotorua..I had a blast there.
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Old 07-09-2008, 09:25 AM
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Really! What happened?

I loved New Zealand, Auckland not so much, but the rest, Queenstown, Rotorua..I had a blast there.

Almost died from Ulcerative Colitis... was staying in christchurch and the doc's over there are idiots IMO. Had to fly from christchurch to auckland to LA to Philly with less than 50% of the blood in my body. Got to the hospital here, immediately had 4 units of blood transfused.. and felt much better and recovered in a few months!
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Old 07-09-2008, 09:32 AM
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She lies.

The wench lies.




Was bitten by vampire. One more bite and she will stalk in the night----when it's dark.

Real name is AuntyLucy.
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Old 07-09-2008, 09:53 AM
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I now withdraw into the shadows so that I may wait for Franny....and then spank her for being the cheap tease she really is. .
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Old 07-09-2008, 09:55 AM
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Old 07-09-2008, 09:57 AM
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O=:>


I have retreated into the shadows...juuuuust in time.
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Old 07-09-2008, 09:58 AM
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you're lucky.. I'll put a vampire a$$ wooping on you.
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Old 07-09-2008, 12:09 PM
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I now withdraw into the shadows so that I may wait for Franny....and then spank her for being the cheap tease she really is. .
You are entirely mistaken I am definitely not cheap, didn't you get your bill?


Shadow people...fun, fun, fun, they're even scarier than ghosts I'm eagerly awaiting todays plot, ghosts, shadow people, vampires and New Zealand.
The cat won't be interested unless their is smut involved....

You always out do yourself.......
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Old 07-09-2008, 12:39 PM
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Oh yes ..the price list.

Got it------





Hang in there.....hot ghostly transmissions will be made tonight....when it's dark.






isn't the only thing pink and pulsating.



























Oh...









































.........BOO!!
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Old 07-09-2008, 08:47 PM
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Debbie Does The ...CAH-SOL


SCENE I


Riley-O-Riley didn't believe the little snitch notes being sent to her via pm by the two she secretly called pinch faces-- Franny and Sighty-poo.She wasn't for one minute going to believe the indefatigable lover of the natural born microwaves ,MORTE', had given them the most as well as the best they had ever experienced.No sir...they lie.....they both lie just to make Her jealous.

But she also lied...to herself .She wanted it all to be a lie because she was jealous. OOOOOO what an evil snotface she could be!Finally she sent a pm calling them both BIG LIAHS!!Franny and Sighty were indignant and challenged her;"Well then you get your yer sorry azz over to Cleveland and go to Frankilin ...CAH-SOL....yerself and find out------if he will have you,that is.A-HAHAHAHAHA!!" They both said. It was odd how they both always said the same thing.

ROR had always suspected they were the same person. Just like she suspected BrownSugar and NoseDrops were the same person....and AndyPanda and Steve Bykikle were the same person.She had no doubt Thebby and Cajunatah were the same person.

She leaned back in her chair contemplating this challenge....pouty mouthed and open legged.She needed something else between those legs. The local yuk-'em-ups left her wanting....bananas were a better choice.


She decided she would do this thing.

Once and for all she would find out for herself if the joy of cooking master chef,MORTE', really delivered it as hot as they claimed.





The very thought made her throb. She stood up and clutched her breasts. Where were they? "Oh...there they are." she said to herself.

Her private play was interrupted by a knock at the door. It was KGB and DaveGrayson wondering when the ironing show would start tomorrow.




She slammed the door in their faces and began packing.




















( I'm not saying when scene 2 starts.I am a temperamental artist and enjoy spitting on my public in this fashion.)
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