ESPN's Pat Forde

I'm going to back off because my post count is a concern. I don't want people thinking I'm in some cool e-circle.

[Mortimer]

OK...but I just thought of something.



Wait until he sees my post count.

I'm going to be message board insulted.

Well I don't want the conversation to devolve to the point where he mentions his daughter beat Russet Burbank at the Heinz invitational in Boise.

[Mortimer]

I'm so sorry,Mr.MainCourse....but back on the menu ya go.




Don't try pulling The FROZEN ONE into this discussion.

[Mortimer]

Why isn't one of the news correspondents here announcing the Sabathia trade?



We need confirmation on all those national news media reports made earlier today.

[Cannon Shell]

I am still in shock over the news that the French are better than us in swimming...

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

I am still in shock over the news that the French are better than us in swimming...

Overall they aren't...

The 24-year old Frenchman clocked 47.60 seconds in the 100 semi-finals to beat the 47.84 mark Van den Hoogenband set in the semi-finals of the Sydney Olympics in September, 2000, on the way to the first of his two Olympic 100 freestyle titles.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

I am still in shock over the news that the French are better than us in swimming...

Lots of practice swimming in retreat?? English Channel to the North and Med. Sea to the South.

[horseofcourse]

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

Well I don't want the conversation to devolve to the point where he mentions his daughter beat Russet Burbank at the Heinz invitational in Boise.

We'll be in Boise in two weeks for long course championships. I'll provide real names of her victims if you wish!!

[Mortimer]

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beautiful day in the neighborhood



thud

[GBBob]

I never dreamed swimming had such passionate followers


course, most people don't know horseacing even exists

[Mortimer]

I want my LIVE UNICYCLE JUGGLING!!