ESPN's Pat Forde

Originally Posted by horseofcourse

Why would you wish something like that on anyone?? I would never wish such a thing on you. With much work perhaps I can become as refined and polished a human being as you most obviously are. It may take much time however. I know I will never, ever in my lifetime be close to you in knowledge or coolness, but hopefully to be a non-vile and non-disgusting human being is still within my grasp...I'll really try to work on that.

Again you deserve ridicule for insinuating one of the greatest female swimmers to ever hit water is cheating. If you knew anything about Dara Torres you would know that she's always been one of the best in the world. She could've had a realistic shot at winning the 50 last night with a 10lb weight on her back. She did, afterall, beat a field that choked for the most part.

[Mortimer]

I don't know anything about swimming....other than it takes place in water and I am not sa hot at it.


But I also have to admit I don't get the loaf of bread being nice to that lady.

I've tried...but I just don't get it.

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I don't know anything about swimming....other than it takes place in water and I am not sa hot at it.


But I also have to admit I don't get the loaf of bread being nice to that lady.

I've tried...but I just don't get it.

Here's one reason why...

http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/swimmi...ory?id=3476537

[Mortimer]

Hey thanks.

I'm not going to say anything about it because I don't want to be drummed out of the Complete Brain/Q-L Club.




I couldn't live like that.

I'm going to back off because my post count is a concern. I don't want people thinking I'm in some cool e-circle.

[Mortimer]

OK...but I just thought of something.



Wait until he sees my post count.

I'm going to be message board insulted.

Well I don't want the conversation to devolve to the point where he mentions his daughter beat Russet Burbank at the Heinz invitational in Boise.