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Old 07-06-2008, 10:29 PM
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Your mother would be proud of you for this post.

But your dad probably doesn't give a sh!t (no pun intended), cuz as we all know now, he isn't as responsible for as many of your genes (Mervyn's High Sierra brand?) as dear old mom is...
My mother?
My mother is long gone. How did you figure she would be proud?
Dead people usually dont give a sh it as far as I know, same for dad.

So it is time to squirm, or hopefully not. Please answer the questions last post. I need to know.
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Old 07-06-2008, 10:41 PM
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My mother?
My mother is long gone. How did you figure she would be proud?
Dead people usually dont give a sh it as far as I know, same for dad.

So it is time to squirm, or hopefully not. Please answer the questions last post. I need to know.
What happened to the posts affecting a Swift-like meter?

Those were easier to ignore.

As far your question about the potty, that would be "no", but if you want a brief course I'll direct you to the SNL parody "Oops I Crapped My Pants"...let's say this pitcher of ice tea is a gallon of your own feces...

If you meant the mitochondrial DNA, well I'm certainly no expert, but seeing how mitochondria are responsible for energy production via the utilization of oxygen, I'd imagine some genius in a lab coat with a few hundred lab rats to "euthanize" on the edge of a countertop later that afternoon came up with the brilliant idea that "good" mitochondria (passed on by superior dams) would be "gooder" at using oxygen and making horsey go faster to win...

Stop, Dave...I'm afraid Dave...

Daisy, Daisy...Give Me Your Answer Do...
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Old 07-06-2008, 10:51 PM
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What happened to the posts affecting a Swift-like meter?

Those were easier to ignore.

As far your question about the potty, that would be "no", but if you want a brief course I'll direct you to the SNL parody "Oops I Crapped My Pants"...let's say this pitcher of ice tea is a gallon of your own feces...

If you meant the mitochondrial DNA, well I'm certainly no expert, but seeing how mitochondria are responsible for energy production via the utilization of oxygen, I'd imagine some genius in a lab coat with a few hundred lab rats to "euthanize" on the edge of a countertop later that afternoon came up with the brilliant idea that "good" mitochondrial (passed on by superior dams) would be "gooder" at using oxygen and making horsey go faster to win...

Stop, Dave...I'm afraid Dave...

Daisy, Daisy...Give Me Your Answer Do...
Holy cow dont go ape on your monitor just settle down.
Seriously have you been drinking or what...

Dammit. I thought I had an answer coming.
I really did. You had me going.

But I will give you credit. You know he was wrong and got
called. And that apparently cant be tolerated easily.
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Old 07-06-2008, 11:13 PM
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Holy cow dont go ape on your monitor just settle down.
Seriously have you been drinking or what...

Dammit. I thought I had an answer coming.
I really did. You had me going.

But I will give you credit. You know he was wrong and got
called. And that apparently cant be tolerated easily.
I'm not sure what question you are referring to or what answer you expect, Tom Petty...

Sorry to be a Heartbreaker...

"I Need To Know"?...

Who the fucl< are you, the Sphinx on the Road to Thebes?

How many legs do you walk on? Look up the word "hubris"...

Then shut the fucl< up...mostly so's I can, too...
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Old 07-06-2008, 11:26 PM
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I'm not sure what question you are referring to or what answer you expect, Tom Petty...

Sorry to be a Heartbreaker...

"I Need To Know"?...

Who the fucl< are you, the Sphinx on the Road to Thebes?

How many legs do you walk on? Look up the word "hubris"...

Then shut the fucl< up...mostly so's I can, too...
Total Overload.

hubris... after what you just type out with all your strange little references...
God god.
Dry well. Oh well...
Sweet wildly spinning dreams.
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Old 07-06-2008, 11:51 PM
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Total Overload.

hubris... after what you just type out with all your strange little references...
Oh, I would never argue that this wasn't a case of the pot calling the kettle black. That's pretty much the basis of all human interaction, noting your own personal flaws in other's behavior and giving them hell for it.

By the way, most of my "strange" references are at the grade school level, so for a guy who fancies himself a master of all things biochemical (yeah, I took all those 50 question scantron tests, too), its kinda strange that you can't handle references to Oedipus Rex or 2001: A Space Odyssey...

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God god.
There is only one god. I think he's the Highlander.

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Dry well. Oh well...Sweet wildly spinning dreams.
Yes, like the double helices you use to climb your little Tower of Babel and sit upon your porcelain throne. Considering the crap you spew, certainly that pot is not dry.

Use should try some magic beans sometime. Not everything is within reason.
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Old 07-07-2008, 09:06 AM
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its kinda strange that you can't handle references to Oedipus Rex or 2001: A Space Odyssey...

Stop, Dave...I'm afraid Dave...

Daisy, Daisy...Give Me Your Answer Do...
dont go ape on your monitor...

Sometimes I dont read too closely either so I go back and look.

Insecurity issues off the chart.
You dont need to prove anything to me about yourself.
Next time just dont bother playing pet bulldog, its waste of time...
For both of us.
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