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Old 07-05-2008, 10:45 AM
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The girl does offer an eternal sourpuss countenance.
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Old 07-05-2008, 10:50 AM
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Yes..my select few friends...I know what you're thinking.






Does he have the requisite courage to do Care-la?

Ah wonder?
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Old 07-05-2008, 11:04 AM
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I'm getting a woody.

It's not for Care-la.




I dare not say who is responsible.

For I fear her....as well.
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Old 07-05-2008, 11:18 AM
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I bet you don't. Sissy.

rule-eng en stuff!!!



ror!!





























Oh ya??
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Old 07-05-2008, 01:39 PM
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Care-la watched intently as the magnetic man in the gray suit sat across from her at the publishers schmoozing par-tay.He unbuttoned his suit coat and her eyes immediately went to the enormous bulge in his pants.


Unless he was DirtyMorty...that was no ordinary rod he was packing.










And she was desperately seeking soothing.




Know what ahm sayin' ?
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Old 07-05-2008, 02:35 PM
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She's fainted...right?
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Old 07-05-2008, 02:40 PM
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No.



I'm draining this baby slowly----for every ounce that miserable pedestal head of hers weighs.
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Old 07-05-2008, 02:42 PM
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Good call. Hand salute.


ror!!




Thank you ,sir.

Respondent hand salute....


...snappy release.
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