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Old 07-03-2008, 05:27 PM
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Debbie-poo..........your next.





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Old 07-03-2008, 05:32 PM
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It truly was fine work. I give it OOOOO.5555 Stevies. And OOOOOOOOOO 's.

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What's with the 's??
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Old 07-03-2008, 05:33 PM
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Oh Franny-poo!



Can Mr. Harlequin match this?
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Old 07-03-2008, 09:28 PM
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I would like to announce that I am running.........................

Standing ovarian?

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Old 07-04-2008, 08:14 AM
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I would like to announce that I am running.........................

Standing ovarian?

Spyder

"Ask not what Spyder can do for you, but what you can do for Spyder"


This is my mind's eye view of what really goes on in the CAH-SOL

http://youtube.com/watch?v=T4peDtxLazU
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Old 07-04-2008, 08:59 AM
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I'm sure Genuine Crazy Lady is waving all the NFL team flags today.
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Old 07-04-2008, 09:59 AM
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Because,as we know, without the NFL...there would be no USA.
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Old 07-03-2008, 09:40 PM
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They are Thebbies.


I see ...still a sissy to do what she must do....huh?
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Old 07-03-2008, 11:04 PM
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the ...CAH-SOL...is lonely,dark and deep,
and has no promises to keep,
to those who enter instead of sleep,
to those who enter instead of sleep,
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Old 07-03-2008, 11:15 PM
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give the draw string bells a little shake,
so we will know of your mistake,
you should not have come here as a lark,
in the night...when it's dark.
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Old 07-03-2008, 11:22 PM
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who haunts this ..CAH-SOL..you think you know,
i doubt you've ever seen him,though.
but he will not be stopping here,
to watch these spaces fill up with fear.
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Old 07-03-2008, 11:27 PM
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The Clown.





Shall visit BrownSugar...tonight...as she does sleep.

From under her bed...he will emit a peep.
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Old 07-05-2008, 10:44 AM
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They are Thebbies.
I misunderstood you,Hossy.

Now I get it.





HIGHLY AMUSING!!
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Old 07-05-2008, 10:45 AM
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The girl does offer an eternal sourpuss countenance.
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Old 07-05-2008, 10:50 AM
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Yes..my select few friends...I know what you're thinking.






Does he have the requisite courage to do Care-la?

Ah wonder?
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Old 07-05-2008, 11:04 AM
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I'm getting a woody.

It's not for Care-la.




I dare not say who is responsible.

For I fear her....as well.
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Old 07-05-2008, 11:18 AM
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I bet you don't. Sissy.

rule-eng en stuff!!!



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Oh ya??
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Old 07-05-2008, 01:39 PM
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Care-la watched intently as the magnetic man in the gray suit sat across from her at the publishers schmoozing par-tay.He unbuttoned his suit coat and her eyes immediately went to the enormous bulge in his pants.


Unless he was DirtyMorty...that was no ordinary rod he was packing.










And she was desperately seeking soothing.




Know what ahm sayin' ?
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