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Old 07-03-2008, 06:07 PM
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you lost me at Sighty-poo came to the 2008 edition of Sara's Toga with her attorney friend

why would she have a friend that was a lawyer?
If this is true...you spend a night in the box.
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Old 07-03-2008, 06:10 PM
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My work is beautiful...is it not?



I await my public.
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Old 07-03-2008, 06:25 PM
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My fine work brings NT Heretics...back to life.
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Old 07-03-2008, 06:27 PM
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Debbie-poo..........your next.





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Old 07-03-2008, 06:32 PM
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It truly was fine work. I give it OOOOO.5555 Stevies. And OOOOOOOOOO 's.

ror!!



What's with the 's??
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Old 07-03-2008, 06:33 PM
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Oh Franny-poo!



Can Mr. Harlequin match this?
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Old 07-03-2008, 10:28 PM
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I would like to announce that I am running.........................

Standing ovarian?

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Old 07-04-2008, 09:14 AM
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I would like to announce that I am running.........................

Standing ovarian?

Spyder

"Ask not what Spyder can do for you, but what you can do for Spyder"


This is my mind's eye view of what really goes on in the CAH-SOL

http://youtube.com/watch?v=T4peDtxLazU
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Old 07-03-2008, 10:40 PM
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They are Thebbies.


I see ...still a sissy to do what she must do....huh?
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Old 07-04-2008, 12:04 AM
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the ...CAH-SOL...is lonely,dark and deep,
and has no promises to keep,
to those who enter instead of sleep,
to those who enter instead of sleep,
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Old 07-05-2008, 11:44 AM
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They are Thebbies.
I misunderstood you,Hossy.

Now I get it.





HIGHLY AMUSING!!
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Old 07-05-2008, 11:45 AM
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The girl does offer an eternal sourpuss countenance.
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Old 07-03-2008, 06:50 PM
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If this is true...you spend a night in the box.

OK..I went back and substituted Gynecologist for Attorney...now I get it.

This is a masterpiece and should be turned into a movie.

Morte I think your part should be played by either Brad Pitt or Aqualung.
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Old 07-03-2008, 07:13 PM
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No one can be me.



Now..I strongly suggest those of you finding yourself in utter outrage...please complain to management.

Do it smartly now.
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Old 07-03-2008, 07:19 PM
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No one can be me.



Now..I strongly suggest those of you finding yourself in utter outrage...please complain to management.

Do it smartly now.

OK....what about the HO's I mean MILF's in your story?
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Old 07-03-2008, 07:21 PM
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Oh sure..they can complain,too.






But ah bet they won't.

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Old 07-03-2008, 07:24 PM
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Old 07-03-2008, 07:51 PM
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and no small bit part for me? OK, that's what she said...

But anywho, you bring in all these amatures and me, nada.

Have your agent call my agent, or even better meet me in the cah sol tonight and you can meet my agent.

The creepy crawler..

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