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Old 07-03-2008, 12:27 PM
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She just doesn't want to be the subject of todays novella.
Oh you're just jealous it's not you again.



























( EAUXH!!..that was a good one!)
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Old 07-03-2008, 12:29 PM
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Oh you're just jealous it's not you again.


( EAUXH!!..that was a good one!)
No not at all, I'm not the jealous type.

Shall I tell the true events surrounding yesterdays novella?
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Old 07-03-2008, 12:30 PM
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No not at all, I'm not the jealous type.

Shall I tell the true events surrounding yesterdays novella?
Perhaps you should...then I would know,too.
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Old 07-03-2008, 12:31 PM
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No not at all, I'm not the jealous type.

^^Green with envy.
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Old 07-03-2008, 12:34 PM
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No not at all, I'm not the jealous type.

^^Green with envy.
Not....
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Old 07-03-2008, 12:36 PM
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Not....


^^ Shaking tail feather at me.




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Old 07-03-2008, 12:33 PM
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No not at all, I'm not the jealous type.

Shall I tell the true events surrounding yesterdays novella?

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Old 07-03-2008, 12:44 PM
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Nerdy Trailers shaking their tail feathers
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Old 07-03-2008, 12:46 PM
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Nerdy Trailers shaking their tail feathers
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Old 07-03-2008, 12:57 PM
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She will wear a pink dress....the wrap around kind..........held shut by only that black waist ribbon.

I,thank you so much, will be wearing my hard body revealing navy blue tank top...and NNNNO QUESTION ABOUT IT!! gray running shorts.



It will be chance meeting at Sara's...ratcheting things ahead...a little.

She won't know who I am...adding to the charged atmosphere.....but she will immediately want to know....who this man is.



Know what ahm sayin'?



The paths carrying her female full alert signals from her brain to all of her erogenous zones will be at maximum capacity.
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Old 07-03-2008, 01:02 PM
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The movie will air at 3 PM EST today.


This is for mature audiences only.

Rated DOUBLEXPLUS GOOD!!
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Old 07-03-2008, 01:10 PM
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Oh boy.....
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Old 07-03-2008, 01:43 PM
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I have decided to expose Scene I to you.

I need a break as I'm almost done with Scene II...WHEW!




Sighty-poo came to the 2008 edition of Sara's Toga with her attorney friend...Grog Swine. He was ok....for a lawyer...but he had lots of money.

They roamed over to the area where AndyPanda would cap the days card . Standing in the back and listening....something caught Sighty's eye. She looked to her left and saw a man leaning on the counter of the small coconut snoball n' tea stand.

She was immediately taken by his sight. Lean,hard...sculpted. Wearing ,oddly enough, a navy blue tank top with gray running shorts that left no doubt as to his gender.He was beautiful...manly..the face angular with distinct accents of cheek and chin bones....deeply tanned.....full,thick light brown hair .Her eyes could not leave---he was starring at her. They moved in close on him...in still frame style...quickly...one ..two...three zoom ins and she was close to his eyes with hers.They were round,brown....covered by long lashes with very pretty ,distinct eyebrows. His...not hers. She noticed he had a pink coconut snoball with a hershey candy kiss adorning it's tip in his hands. Oddly enough...it was the same racy pink as her dress.

But she noticed as he began to fondle the snoball with his hand.....how it went sofly around it and stopped to squeeze it...just a little....and then seemed to rub and swirl around the coconut snoball.

She was completely transfixed on his play. He slowly brought the snoball to his mouth where he even more slowly kissed the Hershey candy kiss....and licked it subtly,but clearly......and kissed it again.Her mouth was slightly agape....her chest flushed and slightly heaving as he put the candy kiss into his mouth......and suggestively sucked on it.




Sighty-poo let out a loud moan.

WHAT'S THE MATTER!!??...shouted Grog.


I think I need to sit down...she replied.

And so she did.


Well not here on the ground!...said Grog.



Oh ...Sighty-poo replied.



So Grog showed her to an open table. ...and then she sat down....looking back to that snoball n' tea stand. He wasn't there. She scanned the area ,but he was gone.



Would she see this hot bunned,irresistible force ever again?


She felt ,perhaps, it was better she didn't.






















But then little horns sprouted through the front of her head....and she knew she must.
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Old 07-03-2008, 01:47 PM
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Would she see this hot bunned,irresistible force ever again?


She felt ,perhaps, it was better she didn't.






















But then little horns sprouted through the front of her head....and she knew she must.
ror!

Where do you come up with this stuff? LMAO
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Old 07-03-2008, 01:51 PM
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ror!

Where do you come up with this stuff? LMAO
Harlequin novels, ...I think he must have a library full of them.
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Old 07-03-2008, 01:56 PM
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Harlequin novels, ...I think he must have a library full of them.

YOU make yourself blind with reading that trash...but I wouldn't have the slightest as to what they are.





NO ONE can match the mind of MORTE'.






NO ONE!!
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Old 07-03-2008, 01:57 PM
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ror!

Where do you come up with this stuff? LMAO
You are not supposed to laugh!


You are supposed to throb!






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You are not supposed to laugh!


You are supposed to throb!






I was giddy in throbbyness.
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