Best Interleague Rivalry

[Mortimer]

Words to make your head rattle:



So ,Mr. Shapiro....you see the immediate and large success Phillips has had at Cincinnati?

Yes....but he wouldn't have done that here . ( meaning he would have been a utility infielder on the Indians and ,therefore, would not have had that chance to star)



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I think Shapiro was saying " I'm even dumber than I sound."

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So,Eric...what's the story with Peralta?


Well....we're trying to get him to get all he has brought out to the game. He has so much ability.




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Wedge sees a cup almost full where others don't see a cup.