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Old 06-30-2008, 11:52 AM
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I have redone Kiss On My List.

I hope you all enjoy it.

I call it........... Kiss On My List.












My friends wonder why I can easily get your bra off you all of the time

What can I say

I don't feel the need to give such secrets away

You think maybe I need help, no I know I'm right all right

I'm just better off not listening to friends' advice

When they insist on blowing my bliss

I tell them this

When they want to know what the reason is

I only smile when alive, and I tell them why

(Because your tits) your tits are on my lips

(Because your tits your tits are on my lips

Because (your tits are on my lips) of the best things in life

(Because your tits) your tits are on my list

Even thought they're no bigger than me fist

(Because your tits are what I miss) when I turn off the light

I go crazy wondering what there is to really see

Did the night just take up your time, 'cause it means more to me

Sometimes I forget what I'm doing, I don't forget what I want, I want

Regret what I've done, regret you? I couldn't go on

But if you insist on blowing my bliss

I'll tell you this

If you want to know what the reason is

I only smile when alive, then I'll tell you why

(Because your tits) your tits are on my lips

(Because your tits) your tits are on my lips

Because (your tits are on my lips) of the best things in life

(Because your tits) your tits are on my list

Even thought they're no bigger than me fist
I really miss

Ahhh, (Because your tits) your tits are on my lips

(Because your tits your tits are on my lips

Because (your tits are on my lips) of the best things in life

(Because your tits) your tits are on my list

Even thought they're no bigger than me fist
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Old 06-30-2008, 12:04 PM
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MOR-TE' BOOM I YAY!!


MOR-TE' BOOM I YAY!!
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Old 06-30-2008, 12:09 PM
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How do ghosts get their thrills?






By riding roll-a-ghosters.
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Old 06-30-2008, 12:14 PM
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If humans only knew what ectoplasm really was.
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Old 06-30-2008, 12:15 PM
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Hint:it has to do with female ghost hand jive.
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Old 06-30-2008, 12:18 PM
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What do you call a ghost bank robbery?




A polterheist.
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Old 06-30-2008, 12:26 PM
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What do you call a Venutian ghost recording?



ETP.
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