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Old 06-30-2008, 12:09 PM
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How do ghosts get their thrills?






By riding roll-a-ghosters.
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Old 06-30-2008, 12:14 PM
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If humans only knew what ectoplasm really was.
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Old 06-30-2008, 12:15 PM
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Hint:it has to do with female ghost hand jive.
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Old 06-30-2008, 12:18 PM
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What do you call a ghost bank robbery?




A polterheist.
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Old 06-30-2008, 12:26 PM
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What do you call a Venutian ghost recording?



ETP.
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Old 06-30-2008, 12:26 PM
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Someone stop the Franklin Ghost.
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Old 06-30-2008, 12:27 PM
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He is too funny.
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The 5th annual MoonWalk Contest is this weekend.


Please...no dyslexics.
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Old 06-30-2008, 12:39 PM
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Humans are so dumb...they think cold spots are us.



Those spots are where we hang our polter ice caps.










A-HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Old 06-30-2008, 12:44 PM
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What do ghost cab drivers do.






Fare passengers.
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Old 06-30-2008, 12:54 PM
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What do you call beryl and calcite who haunt?








Mineral Spirits.
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Thank you.



VERY much.
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Old 06-30-2008, 01:05 PM
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Mr. Diaper never hangs around

when he hears this mighty sound

HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY!

that means SightyMouse is on her way!!
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You are on a roll...don't give up!


http://youtube.com/watch?v=xndD7PmnxAs&feature=related
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Old 06-30-2008, 01:19 PM
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Should pies be replaced by puds?








nah
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Old 06-30-2008, 01:23 PM
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she wore an.....itsybitsyteenyweenyblackwaistribb-on-ee-nee


that she wore for the first time today


then someone....yankeditoffherohgeez-ow-ee it was done by kgb-ee


now her dress refuses to stay






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