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Old 06-25-2008, 01:21 PM
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I'm warning you now... My days around here are numbered....
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:22 PM
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You better watch what you witch for... wish for. You won't have me to kick around too much longer...
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:27 PM
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You better watch what you witch for... wish for. You won't have me to kick around too much longer...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:34 PM
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Old 06-25-2008, 08:50 PM
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I'm warning you now... My days around here are numbered....

So Big Brother cleans all or conversations from
last night?

Did he is protecting you

You must like him ¡........

Nice pet......with a PINK ribbon.
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Old 06-25-2008, 11:36 PM
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I tried..I can't be human.

I hate almost all humans

And I'm disgusted with what a few have done to the ...CAH-SOL.




I now am doomed to being a ghost...who haunts.....the....CAH-SOL.









So from high atop the ...CAH-SOL.....I spin the finest rendition of SourThebby...............fucl<.


I mean...Sweet Jane.

By my good friend---Frankenstein.


It must be played loud.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8EE0kF4gwA
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Old 06-26-2008, 08:44 AM
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I tried..I can't be human.

I hate almost all humans

And I'm disgusted with what a few have done to the ...CAH-SOL.




I now am doomed to being a ghost...who haunts.....the....CAH-SOL.









So from high atop the ...CAH-SOL.....I spin the finest rendition of SourThebby...............fucl<.


I mean...Sweet Jane.

By my good friend---Frankenstein.


It must be played loud.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8EE0kF4gwA
How can we restore the sanctity of the Cah-Sol?

Should I call in an Exorcist?

Beetlejuice?

The Orkin Man?
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Old 06-26-2008, 08:46 AM
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Just get the red out.
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Old 06-26-2008, 09:09 AM
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I have reworked LO-LA.

I hope you all enjoy it.

I call it.....LO-LA





I met her in a stable club down in O-hi-o
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like crushyed ice-ee
I-c-e-ee-ee
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Sigh-ty
S-I-G-H-T-Y SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY

Well I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my SIGH-TY SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a horsey
Oh my SIGH-TY SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY

Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her back
And said dear boy won't you come home with me
Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my SIGH-TY
SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY

I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me

Well that's the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my SIGH-TY
SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY
Horseys will be boys but girls shouldn't be horseys
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for SIGH-TY
SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY

Well I left home just a week before
And I'd never ever kissed a horsey before
But SIGH-TY smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy I'm gonna make you a man

Well I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is SIGH-TY
SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY
SIGH-TY SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY
SIGH-TY SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY....SI-SI-SI SIIIIIIGH-TY
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Old 06-26-2008, 07:46 PM
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[quote=Mortimer][color="Silver"]I tried..I can't be human.

I hate almost all humans

And I'm disgusted with what a few have done to the ...CAH-SOL.

























































PERHAPS YOU SHOULD MAKE USE OF THE CAH-SOL DUNGEON.
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Old 06-26-2008, 07:54 PM
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[quote=Rileyoriley]
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[color="Silver"]I tried..I can't be human.

I hate almost all humans

And I'm disgusted with what a few have done to the ...CAH-SOL.
PERHAPS YOU SHOULD MAKE USE OF THE CAH-SOL DUNGEON.




!!!!





Perhaps this dungeon may be of mutual benefit.





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Old 06-26-2008, 08:56 PM
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And perhaps not.



Oh well.




The Franklin Ghost strikes out again.
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Old 06-26-2008, 09:35 PM
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it's dark here at the ...CAH-SOL
it's just you and i
no sense getting .......HAH-STOl,
oh no....let'shearsomebuddyguy!!







http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6_GKNTjETI
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Old 06-26-2008, 12:05 PM
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Tomcito sucks
OK, well then I guess you were just being at the "un-mentionable one".....
Although there isn't much to love there, poor horsey.
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