Snowy Woods

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I have redone All The Young Dudes.

I hope you all enjoy it.


I call it ......All The Young Dudes














Well Franny rapped all night about her lemon pie
How her lips pursed and her cheeks nursed and she's 85
She won't even play hand jive
When you're 85

And Debbie's stealing gas from the attendant high on grass
Thebby's got spots from ripping off the paint from her....dupa
Funky little boat race..shown by CoachPants
YouTube man is crazy saying they're all Greda sychophants

Oh man I need NT when I got why me
Oh brother you guessed
I'm a youngster dad

All the old prudes (Hey baby)
Carry the blues (Where are ya)
Wearin' blue hair,too (Stand up Come on)
Carry the blues

All the old prudes (I want to hear you)
Carry the blues (I want to see you)
Wearin' blue hair ,too (And I want to talk to you all of you)
Carry the blues


Now Uncly looks sweet cause she dresses like a queen
But she can kick like a mule it's a real mean team
But we can love oh yes we can love
And my brother's back at home with Old Sighty and her bones
He never got it off on that skinny girl stuff

What a drag too many snags
Now I've drunk a lot of wine and I'm feeling fine
Got to race some retiree to bed
Oh is there old baracudas all around
Or is it in my head

Yeah

I'm a youngster dad

All the old prudes (Hey prudes)
Carry the blues (Where are ya)
Wearin' blue hair,too (Stand up)
Carry the blues
All the old prudes (I want to hear ya)
Carry the blues (I want to see you)
Wearin' blue hair,too (And I want to get away from you)
Carry the blues
All the old prudes (What prudes)
Carry the blues (Let's hear the blues come on)
Wearin' blue hair,too (I want to kick you)
Carry the blues
All the old prudes (Hey you there with the walker)
Carry the blues (Get lost)
Wearin' blue hair ,too (Time for Pace Advantage)
Carry the blues (Go there and be friends)
All the old prudes(Now you all hurry over there)
Carry the blues (Well..what are you waiting for--hurry)
Wearin' blue hair,too (Take Oinkman with you)
All the old prudes (I've wanted to get rid of you all for years)
Carry the blues (There you go)
Warin' blue hair,too (How do you feel)
Carry the blues

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The pm is on...I'd like to hear what you filthy mutant turtles think of it all.



ALL THE OLD PRUDES......

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I have rewritten SweetJane

May you all enjoy it.


I call it...SweetJane




Sitting in my box seat
program in my hand
Andy's in the tank, Carla's in her nest
me, honey, I'm a paperlessback writer
Ridin' a BillyBike, Ma'am
you know those were different times
All, all the poets they studied rules of verse
and all the old prudes hid their purse

SourThebby
SourThebby
SourThebby

Andy, he is a 'capper
and Carla, she is a nerd
and Both of them have no money
when they come home from work
Sittin' down by the fire
radio does play, Morty In Woods, kids
And Steve marches like a wooden soldier
you can hear Steve say

SourThebby
SourThebby
SourThebby

Some people don't like to get darted
and other people like me, we're done getting started
And there's even some evil witches
they're gonna tell you they won't even change a name
And you know she never really cares
and that villains are always chasing her gray hairs
I am the only one who suffers
and that life is just to die

Anyone who ever had a heart
knows that Thebby doesn't
Anyone who won't send her a pm
has no brains cause God said they musn't

SourThebby,Thebby,,SourThebby, etc.
SourThebby, oh monkey,SourThebby