Invisible Stewards Race 2 Belmont Day

[blackthroatedwind]

Originally Posted by GBBob

Then you should certainly understand the probability of what you are postulating on.

I'm trying to lower the odds for him.

[Scav]

Not even getting involved in this hilariousness

[hoovesupsideyourhead]

Originally Posted by Scav

Not even getting involved in this hilariousness

its all in the "waitress slayer" flip flopps

[Scav]

Originally Posted by hoovesupsideyourhead

its all in the "waitress slayer" flip flopps

Seriously, I don't know what it is lately but all the girls I have been hitting on lately are waitresses...

[blackthroatedwind]

Originally Posted by Scav

Seriously, I don't know what it is lately but all the girls I have been hitting on lately are waitresses...

That's a very good sign. Just read a few books and you'll be in business.

[Scav]

All this thread needs is GPK thinking he is a playa

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Scav

All this thread needs is GPK knowing he has game

FTFY

This thread is hillareous.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind

I'm trying to lower the odds for him.

I will book some bets on that

[Scav]

Just for the record, this is the human being that asked me to hit on abnormally large woman that were sitting next to us at Saratoga.

1) How dare he ask me to hit on chicks DURING THE DAY AT THE RACETRACK?

and

2) These weren't even slightly large woman, which I am cool with, I am talking like 350+ type stuff here.

And before anyone goes nuts on me, I am all for fat people, I am slightly large myself, but 350+...wow

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Scav

Just for the record, this is the human being that asked me to hit on abnormally large woman that were sitting next to us at Saratoga.

1) How dare he ask me to hit on chicks DURING THE DAY AT THE RACETRACK?

and

2) These weren't even slightly large woman, which I am cool with, I am talking like 350+ type stuff here.

And before anyone goes nuts on me, I am all for fat people, I am slightly large myself, but 350+...wow

Dude....I walked around Toga for 5 days. Those 3 girls were your ONLY chance of getting laid that week. With any luck, they may be back this year to give you another shot.

[blackthroatedwind]

Originally Posted by GPK

Dude....I walked around Toga for 5 days. Those 3 girls were your ONLY chance of getting laid that week. With any luck, they may be back this year to give you another shot.

That's so wrong. You're supposed to be his friend and build him up.

Scav.....you're hanging out with the wrong guys ( and not reading enough ).

[slotdirt]

Ok, I have to stop things there. Since when is it hard to find action in the non-350 lb. category at Saratoga?

[Scav]

Originally Posted by slotdirt

Ok, I have to stop things there. Since when is it hard to find action in the non-350 lb. category at Saratoga?

its not, but GPK proceeded to try and alter my focus from the racing form to 350lb woman that HE wanted....He was trying to throw the handsome young buck to do the dirty work so they he can try and use his old man charm to seal the deal on minimum effort. I didn't fall for it.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind

That's so wrong. You're supposed to be his friend and build him up.

Scav.....you're hanging out with the wrong guys ( and not reading enough ).

It's not my job to comfort the afflicted, but the afflict the comforted

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by Scav

Just for the record, this is the human being that asked me to hit on abnormally large woman that were sitting next to us at Saratoga.

1) How dare he ask me to hit on chicks DURING THE DAY AT THE RACETRACK?

and

2) These weren't even slightly large woman, which I am cool with, I am talking like 350+ type stuff here.

And before anyone goes nuts on me, I am all for fat people, I am slightly large myself, but 350+...wow

[hoovesupsideyourhead]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

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[Scav]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32