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Old 05-31-2008, 07:31 PM
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Big crowd tonight.
















Anyways... my pm will be on until 11:30 for those of you wishing to send erotic photos.....I mean good byes.
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Old 05-31-2008, 07:41 PM
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I have always been broadcasting dead from high atop the Franklin Cahsel.



















A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Old 05-31-2008, 08:02 PM
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Big crowd tonight.
















Anyways... my pm will be on until 11:30 for those of you wishing to send erotic photos.....I mean good byes.

Sorry. I was kidnapped by Canadian Space Aliens. Luckily they had a TV aboard their ship so I could watch Zenyatta's race.
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Old 05-31-2008, 08:17 PM
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Sorry. I was kidnapped by Canadian Space Aliens. Luckily they had a TV aboard their ship so I could watch Zenyatta's race.
I......





















OK....better.










As I was saying....I
















thud
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Old 05-31-2008, 08:48 PM
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OH Morty

Back at you....
It makes me

I'm only here for a tiny minute, things to do before Japan.


Riley has joined Miss Kitty and me in the thread about the 東京都yushun日本ダービー , good pics Riley.



Macadamia...Did you award the to Turbulence at the OH-OH Derby????

I'll be back tomorrow so don't leave yet, as if you really would
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Old 05-31-2008, 09:38 PM
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Oh now that was delightful!

Very cleverly said...but ,and I know you all are rolling your eyes, I am not returning after leaving here tonight.


I will shut off my pm for the final time now. Regarding that...I have good news and bad news about the erotic photos...I mean good byes pm's.The good news is...I got a bunch of 'em!!


The bad news is they were from,Spydah,Hossy,Coach Pants ,Dave Mayson and...















Phil

and Ethel


Garden.










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Old 05-31-2008, 11:01 PM
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Spinning my final disc from high atop the Franklin Castle..this is Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy wishing you all....all the best.


Now you know why I wouldn't give a name,a phone number, nor a photo.


Don't try to visit me....you wouldn't like it here.




Midnight at the empty spa-ces
I've sent my zebra to bed
Shadows looking at fa-ces
I scare people out of their head

Heaven's holdin' a half-moon
Shinin' just for us
Let's slip off to a sand dune, real soon
And kick up a little dust

Come on, Mortimer is our friend
He'll vaporize TrueSwine
Come on, 'til the evenin' ends
'Til the evenin' ends

You don't have to answer
There's no need to speak
I'll be your mind fancier, prancer
And you can be my peak

[Instrumental Interlude]



But you don't need no mdf,Sporty Fans
Not with Predtaors by your side
And you won't need no camel, no no
Not when you have FunnyCide

Midnight at the empty spa-ces
I've sent my zebra to bed
Shadows looking at fa-ces
I scare people out of their head

Oh, come on...




















Let's close our eyes...and we will always be together....in the night----when it's dark.






http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hRXTvKXyaw






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Old 05-31-2008, 11:05 PM
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Please don't go!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKITQ4qhXII

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Old 06-01-2008, 01:55 PM
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Spinning my final disc from high atop the Franklin Castle..this is Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy wishing you all....all the best.


Now you know why I wouldn't give a name,a phone number, nor a photo.


Don't try to visit me....you wouldn't like it here.




Midnight at the empty spa-ces
I've sent my zebra to bed
Shadows looking at fa-ces
I scare people out of their head

Heaven's holdin' a half-moon
Shinin' just for us
Let's slip off to a sand dune, real soon
And kick up a little dust

Come on, Mortimer is our friend
He'll vaporize TrueSwine
Come on, 'til the evenin' ends
'Til the evenin' ends

You don't have to answer
There's no need to speak
I'll be your mind fancier, prancer
And you can be my peak

[Instrumental Interlude]



But you don't need no mdf,Sporty Fans
Not with Predtaors by your side
And you won't need no camel, no no
Not when you have FunnyCide

Midnight at the empty spa-ces
I've sent my zebra to bed
Shadows looking at fa-ces
I scare people out of their head

Oh, come on...



Let's close our eyes...and we will always be together....in the night----when it's dark.






http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hRXTvKXyaw








!!!!!!!

!!!OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Old 05-31-2008, 11:34 PM
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I am not returning after leaving here tonight.
Oh okay well this is for you, for when you come back.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWtUzdI5hlE
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Old 06-23-2008, 03:55 PM
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Is there a song missing here?..or is it me?
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Old 06-23-2008, 04:18 PM
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The song I was featured in is MISSING!

Conspiracy!!!!!!!!!!! Where's PeeGARDN!?!?
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Old 06-23-2008, 05:03 PM
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There is something mighty strange going on here.

Dave Mayson!
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Old 06-23-2008, 05:49 PM
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I believe he is doing a "re-write".
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Old 06-23-2008, 05:55 PM
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uh-oh




I hear ya

yup
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