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Old 05-30-2008, 05:47 PM
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HOC...SJ was second by 8 lengths...he got beat by 1 length...Birdstone..number 4.



My best guess, AFTER the fact, is he got beat by a better horsey that particular day.

I ddin't recognize the ZC that day---wish I had...others did.




But Pumpkin is trying to be a NewYorkSharpie here.


Believe me---he isn't.
Pretty weak all around effort by you today.

I'lll give you another chance in a month or so.

Good night, Harold.
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Old 05-30-2008, 06:07 PM
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Pretty weak all around effort by you today.

I'lll give you another chance in a month or so.

Good night, Harold.

You know...there's nothing like a fried,breaded pork chop still claiming to be a key component of the living swine.

It's like Iraq asking the USA in Desert Storm if we've had enough.




The thing about the vaporized is....
















They're everywhere.

































We see them all the time.








































They don't know that they're vaporized.
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Old 05-30-2008, 06:13 PM
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You know...you're right.
That's right. Until next time when, hopefully, you'll invite your filthy hillbilly friend along. And bring Sammy too..... dead or alive. Ok?
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Old 05-30-2008, 06:16 PM
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That's right. Until next time when, hopefully, you'll invite your filthy hillbilly friend along. And bring Sammy too..... dead or alive. Ok?


Have you had any inquiries regarding your SPACE FOR RENT SIGN on your head?
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Old 05-30-2008, 06:21 PM
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Have you had any inquiries regarding your SPACE FOR RENT SIGN on your head?
that was funny right there....please don't use it on me!
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Old 05-30-2008, 06:30 PM
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Fine work Morty and good call by Steve to move this thread into Morty territory. Morty responded like a champion.
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Old 05-30-2008, 06:53 PM
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Fine work Morty and good call by Steve to move this thread into Morty territory. Morty responded like a champion.
Thank you so much.

I was thinking about mailing it in as ah don't feel sa hot, but realizing others may be sick from reading some of this stuff......well I stopped feeling sorry for myself.
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Old 05-30-2008, 07:00 PM
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That's right. Until next time when, hopefully, you'll invite your filthy hillbilly friend along. And bring Sammy too..... dead or alive. Ok?












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Old 05-30-2008, 07:38 PM
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excellent!!



You said it sssso well.
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Old 05-31-2008, 10:34 AM
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This is a Nerdy Trail announcement regarding the red letter day experienced here ...yesterday....relevant to the Smart Threads Association

It shall forever be known as......



















..The Day That Mortimer Socked It To...





..The Nerdy Trail STA.
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Old 05-31-2008, 10:40 AM
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I'm sending BMP a Do-It-Yourself Autopsy Kit....same one I sent Dimmy.


Hopefully he'll have better luck with it.
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