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Old 05-30-2008, 12:50 PM
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I shed a tear....



Next time make it your head.


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Old 05-30-2008, 01:28 PM
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I am putting likenesses of Count DeMonay and Headly Lamar here in SnowyWoods.
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Old 05-30-2008, 02:07 PM
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Note To The Simple Minded Evil Creatures:





I see you knocked this rating down to 2 stars.

Just like little urchins bust up pumpkins of honest homeowners at night...when it's dark.

When all little spineless beasts can do their cowardly deeds.

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Old 05-30-2008, 03:20 PM
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It's midnight on the oa-sis

And BentMahPud is chasing cam-els

The terrified look on their fa-ces

Means ani-mals........


......are in trouble throughout the night!!



( guitar solo)









I know his gig is disgrace-ful

A fact known to all

With fifty goats to attend him, they all send him

Jump at his beck and call


But you won't need him no more,goats

Not with notype by your side

And when BentMahPud catches a camel

He's gonna get taken for a long ride


Come on, Tro-jan Ca-mels are our friend

And inside is Idi Ah-men

Mr. Pud will be so sur-prised

He is gonna be compro-mised








It's midnight on the oa-sis

Too bad that camel didn't got to bed

Come on honey...take off your ankle brace-let

And I'll tell you Pud is really Garvin Fred
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Old 05-30-2008, 04:14 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpQLmM0CcTI

I think this has to be here.




Go right to about 2:43 or so.




If you would like to hear it.








If not..











...well then fucl< you.
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Old 05-30-2008, 04:23 PM
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It's midnight on the oa-sis

And BentMahPud is chasing cam-els

The terrified look on their fa-ces

Means ani-mals........


......are in trouble throughout the night!!



( guitar solo)









I know his gig is disgrace-ful

A fact known to all

With fifty goats to attend him, they all send him

Jump at his beck and call


But you won't need him no more,goats

Not with notype by your side

And when BentMahPud catches a camel

He's gonna get taken for a long ride


Come on, Tro-jan Ca-mels are our friend

And inside is Idi Ah-men

Mr. Pud will be so sur-prised

He is gonna be compro-mised








It's midnight on the oa-sis

Too bad that camel didn't got to bed

Come on honey...take off your ankle brace-let

And I'll tell you Pud is really Garvin Fred

i feel so honored to have made one of your poems....will you be performing at the coffee shop tomorrow night??
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Old 05-30-2008, 04:30 PM
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i feel so honored to have made one of your poems....will you be performing at the coffee shop tomorrow night??
Notmytype.....
Morty is performing all the time, you just have to follow along, sort of like follow the bouncing ball.
Isn't it much more fun playing with Morty than playing against him

Now come visit in my secret garden...

Get ready to pounce morty...!!!
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Old 05-30-2008, 04:34 PM
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Notmytype.....
Morty is performing all the time, you just have to follow along, sort of like follow the bouncing ball.
Isn't it much more fun playing with Morty than playing against him

Now come visit in my secret garden...

Get ready to pounce morty...!!!



rule-eng en leff-eng!!



ror!!.....







..sohmbohdy hep me!!


























Oh mine God!....this girl is REALLY GOOD!!
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Old 05-30-2008, 05:10 PM
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Quote:
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Notmytype.....
Morty is performing all the time, you just have to follow along, sort of like follow the bouncing ball.
Isn't it much more fun playing with Morty than playing against him

Now come visit in my secret garden...

Get ready to pounce morty...!!!
believe me, i am trying to play with him, i just don't think he understands i feel like the chipmunk the cat is batting around right before he gets eaten. i shall be in the garden at 7:00 pm
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Old 05-30-2008, 04:41 PM
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i feel so honored to have made one of your poems....will you be performing at the coffee shop tomorrow night??
Do you now see the evil of your ways?



If only you would become trained prey--we would let you live and not fucl< with you.


You see what happens to BentMahPud everytime he tries to engage here----don't you?


You still have time.


But it is ticking away.
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Old 05-30-2008, 04:57 PM
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Another week is behind us...and most of you will be doing idiot human tricks this weekend.



But the snow always falls in SnowyWoods.......his house may be in the village,though ( which I always thought was a strange name for a village....but oh well)......he still comes here to see the snow.......fill up in his woods.....and show their white glow.

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