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Old 05-30-2008, 10:10 AM
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The Secret Garden will be undergoing bush whacking today.


I think it's clear certain people should not enter until tomorrow.
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Old 05-30-2008, 01:38 PM
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Hmmmm.



I sniff fresh croc kill in the air.







I wonder if PF FlyerFan has laid a trap for me?

I ain't buyin' it...it's a set up.


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Old 05-30-2008, 02:09 PM
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Yooo-Hoooo Morty,

I didn't realize this was my garden......behooved sir.....

But since you have been a busy bee and bush whacked I think I'll do a little planting.




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Old 05-30-2008, 02:27 PM
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!!!!





This place is becoming dangerous even to Predators.

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Old 05-31-2008, 01:35 PM
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Yooo-Hoooo Morty,

I didn't realize this was my garden......behooved sir.....

But since you have been a busy bee and bush whacked I think I'll do a little planting.




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Old 06-20-2008, 04:11 PM
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YOW!!


I missed this!........




Anyhoo----STEVE! This place is an abysmal mess! Get the Nerdy crew in here and spiffy it up...immediately.
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Old 06-20-2008, 04:39 PM
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Franny..I have to go now for Orb class.



You won't harm me in any way tonight---right?

I mean...I hope this isn't a trap. No pie throwing nor mustard squirting---OK?

Deb-O-Deb does that to me all the time.
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Old 06-20-2008, 04:53 PM
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Franny..I have to go now for Orb class.



You won't harm me in any way tonight---right?

I mean...I hope this isn't a trap. No pie throwing nor mustard squirting---OK?

Deb-O-Deb does that to me all the time.

Yes be sure to study hard, don't mix those orbs up with specks of dust.

I have to go take care of my doggie, he is afraid of thunder...

Well that Deb-O-Deb does like to catch you by surprise.

I'm afraid alone in the day...you might scare me, I may pounce if you frighten me.
But my pointed tin foil hat should help to calm me down.

Just make sure you bring your zebra.
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Old 06-20-2008, 05:09 PM
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You won't harm me in any way tonight---right?

I mean...I hope this isn't a trap. No pie throwing nor mustard squirting---OK?

Deb-O-Deb does that to me all the time.
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Old 06-20-2008, 08:58 PM
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Franny..I have to go now for Orb class.



You won't harm me in any way tonight---right?

I mean...I hope this isn't a trap. No pie throwing nor mustard squirting---OK?

Deb-O-Deb does that to me all the time.

Not true. I would never waste food.




























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Old 05-30-2008, 02:40 PM
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Hmmmm.

I sniff fresh croc kill in the air.

I wonder if PF FlyerFan has laid a trap for me?

I ain't buyin' it...it's a set up.


Mortimer D. Avery Smartman Foxworthy......

I am not happy about the demise of the gator !!!!!!!!!

We need the gator here to clean up all that prey you keep spitting out without even chewing, otherwise it will be very smelly and messy.

You must resurrect the gator and get her back here pronto !!!
Or we will be forced to join forces and lay hidden traps even you will not find.

I also hear rumors about a very big nose that would help sniff out prey (j/k cajun).....
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Old 05-30-2008, 02:56 PM
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Phooey.




Oh all right...I'll put the shredded pieces parts into the Magic Croc Pot and speak the word......BLECH!

That will bring her back.



















Happy?



she's not kidding....caj
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Old 05-30-2008, 06:29 PM
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Phooey.

Oh all right...I'll put the shredded pieces parts into the Magic Croc Pot and speak the word......BLECH!
That will bring her back.

Happy?



she's not kidding....caj
Yes!!!!

Just hanging around waiting for visitors.

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Notmytype says he is coming here around 7, does he really think we won't pounce....hahahahahaha.....
Actuallly I don't think I'll be gardening at that time so it is up to you and the gator.
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Old 05-30-2008, 06:33 PM
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Yes!!!!

Just hanging around waiting for visitors.

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Notmytype says he is coming here around 7, does he really think we won't pounce....hahahahahaha.....
Actuallly I don't think I'll be gardening at that time so it is up to you and the gator.
you seemed so non-predator-like to me fg, maybe i was wrong. pounce away.
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Old 05-30-2008, 06:54 PM
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Ham sandwiches for EVERYBODY!!
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Old 05-30-2008, 07:00 PM
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you seemed so non-predator-like to me fg, maybe i was wrong. pounce away.
I love to pounce !!!!!

Sometimes I'm prey sometimes a predator, so you must learn to HIDE.

You are like a chipmunk being batted around by Morty the fox...be careful of him, he is like the.....
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but much more clever. Best to get on his good side, it's much more fun that way.

Do you like the garden Morty made for me?
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