Snowy Woods

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Originally Posted by FGFan

Yes, the rank-em guy, you don't know of him?

He has a radio show, you should listen.

Oh...now I get it.

I thought you had something going with him....or that you are Thebby.


Same thing I guess.






I can't listen.....my earmuffs don't allow it.

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Todays poim:

Thebby

Thebby

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I am embarrassed to do this...but have reached desperate stages.



My doctor,Dr.IdiotStick Marangello, has told me I need an emergency appendectomy ..but he doesn't like my appendix and refuses to remove it.

So I need a donor.



I need someone with a bad appendix to give to me...so that my doctor may replace mine.....and then he will remove yours....from me.


Nya?

Even if it's good....and you're willing...I will take it.






Please...I don't have much time.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

That was beautiful.

I shed a tear....

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Originally Posted by GPK

I shed a tear....

Next time make it your head.

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I am putting likenesses of Count DeMonay and Headly Lamar here in SnowyWoods.

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Note To The Simple Minded Evil Creatures:





I see you knocked this rating down to 2 stars.

Just like little urchins bust up pumpkins of honest homeowners at night...when it's dark.

When all little spineless beasts can do their cowardly deeds.

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It's midnight on the oa-sis

And BentMahPud is chasing cam-els

The terrified look on their fa-ces

Means ani-mals........


......are in trouble throughout the night!!



( guitar solo)









I know his gig is disgrace-ful

A fact known to all

With fifty goats to attend him, they all send him

Jump at his beck and call


But you won't need him no more,goats

Not with notype by your side

And when BentMahPud catches a camel

He's gonna get taken for a long ride


Come on, Tro-jan Ca-mels are our friend

And inside is Idi Ah-men

Mr. Pud will be so sur-prised

He is gonna be compro-mised








It's midnight on the oa-sis

Too bad that camel didn't got to bed

Come on honey...take off your ankle brace-let

And I'll tell you Pud is really Garvin Fred

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

That was beautiful.

Thank you.

Sometimes my beautiful mind even stumps me.

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

Thank you.

Sometimes my beautiful mind even stumps me.

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How bout a big ol' NT welcome for the newest member here...Mary Sexyz.
































Mary.....how dumb do you think we here are?



Get lost.

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Good point -- "ShadowRoll" is kind of weird. I've named myself after a piece of broken down equipment.......my pud. Now tell me, what does "! APARANGARICUTIRIMICUARO ¡" mean?

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

what does "! APARANGARICUTIRIMICUARO ¡" mean?

I've only read the last 2 pages but no!!! Don't make fun of him!!! He's really sweet.

He said it's heaven on earth... a place that's heaven on earth.