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Old 05-29-2008, 12:50 PM
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Oh, that was you Morty?

I didn't see I just pounced, thought you were a PETA person.

May I offer to bandage you up now and put all the pieces back together again?
The HORROR.




Please...fix your IPP (Identification Predator or Prey).


Yes ma'am...that would be swell....but handle me carefully and with love as I have very thenthitive thkin....don't ya know.
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Old 05-29-2008, 01:31 PM
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( I'm setting a trap for TP Fan.......fresh field mouse kill....let's see if she takes the bait....if she dnoes..........GUESS WHO'S GONNA GET IT!?.........should be fun )
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Old 05-29-2008, 02:53 PM
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( I'm setting a trap for TP Fan.......fresh field mouse kill....let's see if she takes the bait....if she dnoes..........GUESS WHO'S GONNA GET IT!?.........should be fun )

Yummy...I like field mice...I think I should pounce on this morsel.







Oh wait, did Macadamia set a trap !!!!!

Stopped in mid-air like the acrobatic leopard I am.

I must resist, I must resist, I must resist........
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Old 05-29-2008, 02:55 PM
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Yummy...I like field mice...I think I should pounce on this morsel.







Oh wait, did Macadamia set a trap !!!!!

Stopped in mid-air like the acrobatic leopard I am.

I must resist, I must resist, I must resist........





Too late......ya took the bait.....and know I don't munch...but apply the crunch...


HA-HA
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Old 05-29-2008, 02:57 PM
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I strike like the viper.



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Old 05-29-2008, 03:00 PM
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Who's for dessert?
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Old 05-29-2008, 03:20 PM
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I saw you in the speedy thread.

Why would you send Hossy an exploding e-mail? Shameful !!!!!!!!!!

Wild Fires was very helpful with your burn notices...

5 pies....00000
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Who's for dessert?
I can think of someone.
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Old 05-29-2008, 02:44 PM
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The HORROR.
Please...fix your IPP (Identification Predator or Prey).
Yes ma'am...that would be swell....but handle me carefully and with love as I have very thenthitive thkin....don't ya know.

What....



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Old 05-29-2008, 02:51 PM
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HELLO DAHLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

















RIP-RIP!!!



SHRED-SHRED!!



SLICE-SLICE!!



















HA-HA





HA





HA-HA!
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Old 05-29-2008, 02:53 PM
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I can't believe she fell for the old fresh field mouse kill off the trail ploy.





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