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Old 05-28-2008, 10:29 AM
Scav Scav is offline
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Good for you.

Let's fast forward...shall we?








One month from now you are almost guaranteeing us you are going more than 65 in a 45.


OK?





You see the lights flashing behind you and you pull over .

Guess who the cop is?









Ha buddy!...Say...ah remember yew!

Let's see here.....I got yew fer improper lane changin',speedin',tail gatin' and somethin' else ahm shore ah'll think of. Now if yew wanna see mah ray-dar gun....go rat ahead. YOU WILL have to appear fer this one buddy........because ya did all this in an active construction zone.


WHEW!!....this gonna cost yo azz a LOT,son!!









MEEP-MEEP!
Sir, I live in a populated area, not in one like youzeself where there are three cops and two jail cells.
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