OH Speeding Ticket controversy for me!!!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Scav

Sir, because he has zero proof, and I have a prestine record. That alone will get me at maximum a fine. And when he doesn't show up, it costs me nothing and I get a day off of work.

COME ON FRIDAY COURT DATE

Good for you.

Let's fast forward...shall we?








One month from now you are almost guaranteeing us you are going more than 65 in a 45.


OK?





You see the lights flashing behind you and you pull over .

Guess who the cop is?









Ha buddy!...Say...ah remember yew!

Let's see here.....I got yew fer improper lane changin',speedin',tail gatin' and somethin' else ahm shore ah'll think of. Now if yew wanna see mah ray-dar gun....go rat ahead. YOU WILL have to appear fer this one buddy........because ya did all this in an active construction zone.


WHEW!!....this gonna cost yo azz a LOT,son!!









MEEP-MEEP!