What a surprise...

[Mortimer]

Call the Federal Dept. of Records...Dead Div.





Here is a sample call you may follow:



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ringy-dingy



Hello...FDOR....DD.



Hi!




Come on ...whaddaya want?




Oh...I wish to see if I am dead.





OK...full name...spell it out.






Well......OK.

My name is HoseDarden....spelled O-U-T.






God...wait a minute.








Yup ...yer dead.







Thank you so much.


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It's juuuust that easy!