What a surprise...

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by horseofcourse

I do not teach...that is how I occasionally can post during weekdays.

Aw...I was only funnin' ya.





HoseDarden never says Uncly.

[Mortimer]

Anyone have anything else?






If not...I'll later post how you can verify you are dead.

The frozen and the stupid----sorry. Can't help ya.

[Mortimer]

Ah weeshed ah was a hot dog.






Ah'd eat me!

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Hand salute ma'am.

why thank you, and yes they are 100% all naturalle

[Mortimer]

Call the Federal Dept. of Records...Dead Div.





Here is a sample call you may follow:



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ringy-dingy



Hello...FDOR....DD.



Hi!




Come on ...whaddaya want?




Oh...I wish to see if I am dead.





OK...full name...spell it out.






Well......OK.

My name is HoseDarden....spelled O-U-T.






God...wait a minute.








Yup ...yer dead.







Thank you so much.


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It's juuuust that easy!

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Ah weeshed ah was a hot dog.






Ah'd eat me!

I would too!!!

Does that make me fat?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

I would too!!!

Does that make me fat?

NO!!


It means you have excellent taste!






Or I do.

Ah dunno.

[Mortimer]

ALL MANAGERIAL TYPES ARE YER TRAILER TRASH.






Discuss.

[Mortimer]

Mr. DardenGarden......






...please do not hesititate to stop by for your evening flogging.

I have returned.
Fire away.
All welcome.

[Mortimer]

Hi.






You have big ears.

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Hi.

You have big ears.

Yes I do.

[Mortimer]

Mine are pretty.

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Mine are pretty.

Mine are just big.
Work well in releasing heat.