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Old 05-27-2008, 02:23 PM
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isnt he always online during school hours? peegarden that is.

That's when the MainCourse personality takes over.








Boo-bee size,ma'am...boo-bee size.
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Old 05-27-2008, 02:26 PM
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That's when the MainCourse personality takes over.








Boo-bee size,ma'am...boo-bee size.

oh yeah, full D's.
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Old 05-27-2008, 02:28 PM
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oh yeah, full D's.

























































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Old 05-27-2008, 02:34 PM
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Hand salute ma'am.
rule-eng un ze flour!!
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Old 05-27-2008, 02:50 PM
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Hand salute ma'am.

why thank you, and yes they are 100% all naturalle
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Old 05-27-2008, 02:28 PM
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That's when the MainCourse personality takes over.








Boo-bee size,ma'am...boo-bee size.
I do not teach...that is how I occasionally can post during weekdays.
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The Main Course...the chosen or frozen entree?!
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Old 05-27-2008, 02:35 PM
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I do not teach...that is how I occasionally can post during weekdays.
Aw...I was only funnin' ya.





HoseDarden never says Uncly.
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Old 05-27-2008, 02:42 PM
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Anyone have anything else?






If not...I'll later post how you can verify you are dead.

The frozen and the stupid----sorry. Can't help ya.
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Old 05-27-2008, 02:45 PM
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Ah weeshed ah was a hot dog.






Ah'd eat me!
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Old 05-27-2008, 02:52 PM
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Call the Federal Dept. of Records...Dead Div.





Here is a sample call you may follow:



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ringy-dingy



Hello...FDOR....DD.



Hi!




Come on ...whaddaya want?




Oh...I wish to see if I am dead.





OK...full name...spell it out.






Well......OK.

My name is HoseDarden....spelled O-U-T.






God...wait a minute.








Yup ...yer dead.







Thank you so much.


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It's juuuust that easy!
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Old 05-27-2008, 02:52 PM
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Ah weeshed ah was a hot dog.






Ah'd eat me!

I would too!!!

Does that make me fat?
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Old 05-27-2008, 02:56 PM
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I would too!!!

Does that make me fat?
NO!!


It means you have excellent taste!






Or I do.

Ah dunno.
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