Why Andy Beyer is a Legend

ninetoone · #1 05-26-2008, 10:08 PM

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Andy Beyer can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.

XIIPointStables · #2 05-26-2008, 10:09 PM

Well yeah, but I was thinking they would be more handicapping/horse race related.

#3 05-26-2008, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by XIIPointStables

Well yeah, but I was thinking they would be more handicapping/horse race related.

Oh...well this is close...

Andy Beyer is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

ninetoone · #4 05-26-2008, 10:12 PM

Andy Beyer once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

hi_im_god · #5 05-26-2008, 10:14 PM

could someone just post a link to all the chuck norris jokes and save steve a few mb of storage?

ninetoone · #6 05-26-2008, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by hi_im_god

could someone just post a link to all the chuck norris jokes and save steve a few mb of storage?

LOL

ninetoone · #7 05-26-2008, 10:16 PM

Have you seen "rank 'em"? We're a grain of sand here...

#8 05-26-2008, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by hi_im_god

could someone just post a link to all the chuck norris jokes and save steve a few mb of storage?

G O O G L E

#9 05-26-2008, 10:13 PM

Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that most handicappers end the saying with, "...jealous of Andy Beyer."

geeker2 · #10 05-26-2008, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants

Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that most handicappers end the saying with, "...jealous of Andy Beyer."

Coach..I think you redtube'd to long today.....

#11 05-26-2008, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by geeker2

Coach..I think you redtube'd to long today.....

Kelsey Grammer.

geeker2 · #12 05-26-2008, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants

Kelsey Grammer.

Interesting you invoke KG...he actually had a sister that was murdered after leaving a Red Lobster .

#13 05-26-2008, 10:10 PM

A man once taunted Andy Beyer with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Andy Beyer proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

ninetoone · #14 05-26-2008, 10:10 PM

Andy Beyer can lead a horse to water AND make it drink