What a surprise...

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Hello,Mr. Garden.


I'm Lt. Greenwood from the Westerville Police Dept.Now I've just got a few questions I'd like to ask you.First...where were you on or about the time of this e-mail that you claim to be a lie?

Then I'd like you to tell me if you are certified to work with explosives.No reason to get upset,sir;it's just routine.

Objection overruled.
Sit DOWN Lt. Greenwood.