What a surprise...

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Hello,Mr. Garden.


I'm Lt. Greenwood from the Westerville Police Dept.Now I've just got a few questions I'd like to ask you.First...where were you on or about the time of this e-mail that you claim to be a lie?

Then I'd like you to tell me if you are certified to work with explosives.No reason to get upset,sir;it's just routine.

Objection overruled.
Sit DOWN Lt. Greenwood.

Originally Posted by pgardn

Objection overruled.
Sit DOWN Lt. Greenwood.

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

Wow.
Rather violent.

I thought you wanted a black kid to Columbine me.
Still feel that way head case... errr Pillow case?

Originally Posted by pgardn

Wow.
Rather violent.

I thought you wanted a black kid to Columbine me.
Still feel that way head case... errr Pillow case?

I want you to use proper punctuation.

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

I want you to use proper punctuation.

Sure you do.
You wish me harm?

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

No one plays the victim role better.....

Holy cow! You actually have the audacity
to state I am playing victim when you accuse
me of calling you a liar?

I asked you a direct question:
Are you lying? In your first PM?

And if your first PM is accurate,
let me ask you how you would
feel about someone wishing you
were offed. And then show a picture
of with someone getting shot in the
head?

If not, I politely suggest you cease.
If so...

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

I already answered your question. Now find someone else to try and get attention from.

No you did not.
Why did you ever PM me?
Why?

I thought nothing of you other
than your misrepresention of a bet.
A purposeful act. I dont give a flying
flip about you except I would not
wish you ill. You think I am after
your address (obvious diversion)
and then PM me?


You PM'd Me.
Asking for my understanding.
And then you turn around and distort.
You are absolutely amazing.
Sleep well.


You will.
Ignore will be very good.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by pgardn

Objection overruled.
Sit DOWN Lt. Greenwood.

Mr.Garden.


Exactly how long have you been playing Judge Wopner on message boards?

Are there any other personalities you enjoy here?

Do you have neighbors...sir? I'd like their names so I can question them about your day to day habits.Who do ya work for ,sir?

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Mr.Garden.


Exactly how long have you been playing Judge Wopner on message boards?

Are there any other personalities you enjoy here?

Do you have neighbors...sir? I'd like their names so I can question them about your day to day habits.Who do ya work for ,sir?

Most personalities sir.
I work for Northside sir.
I shoot rats for my neighbors sir
when they start eating the dogfood sir.

Just have a hard time with lying sir.
Never have and never will like liars sir.
But thats really none of your beezwax sir.

May I be excused sir.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by pgardn

Most personalities sir.
I work for Northside sir.
I shoot rats for my neighbors sir
when they start eating the dogfood sir.

Just have a hard time with lying sir.
Never have and never will like liars sir.
But thats really none of your beezwax sir.

May I be excused sir.

Not quite yet,Mr. Garden.

Do ya feel like everyone lies to you? Why do you think that is? I'm confused on your mentioning dog food and bees wax in the same reply.


Are you able to open a can of tuna not having the pop off lid accommodation?

[Mortimer]

Mr. Garden...how long have you been a pu ssy?


Did you know it is illegal for pu ssies to mess with explosives? I may have to bring you in for further questioning,sir. Yer not lookin' real good here.

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Mr. Garden...how long have you been a pu ssy?


Did you know it is illegal for pu ssies to mess with explosives? I may have to bring you in for further questioning,sir. Yer not lookin' real good here.

Morton.

You call someone that name...
Look in the mirror poor little fella.
Jeez.

You take this leader of the pack
thing a little seriously. Mom is waiting
with your bottle. You got your attention.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by pgardn

Morton.

You call someone that name...
Look in the mirror poor little fella.
Jeez.

You take this leader of the pack
thing a little seriously. Mom is waiting
with your bottle. You got your attention.

My name is Lt. Greenwood....Westerville Police Dept.







My Mom is NOT waiting with my bottle.










Thebby is.











And the disepncer is NOT a bottle.















So happy to say.
































Remember ,Mr. Garden....one more physics lab explosion.....





...and by-bye!