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Old 05-25-2008, 04:06 PM
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I thought it was pretty good.
Quit trying to use me to get darted.
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Old 05-25-2008, 04:21 PM
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Quit trying to use me to get darted.




Hey---I don't need no stinking you.








If she doesn't dart me today I'm gone anyways.


But I will make her do it.
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Old 05-25-2008, 05:03 PM
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Hey---I don't need no stinking you.








If she doesn't dart me today I'm gone anyways.


But I will make her do it.













Now what's the problem?
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Old 05-25-2008, 05:59 PM
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Oh like it's changed.

I wish to leave...and when I have tried this before.....





...they pull me back in!












It's so simple.......a simple darting---that's all.


( Really....is it me ? )
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Old 05-25-2008, 06:04 PM
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Plus I can't read the Padlock nor post anywhere but in these 3 abysmal settings.
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Old 05-25-2008, 07:26 PM
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Boy that sure sprang Steve into action.

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Old 05-25-2008, 07:30 PM
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I recall being invited to Thebby's house last month for dinner.She makes great Kentucky fried.




The little snot wore a rather tight and short black dress.As she showed off her assets in strolling to the kitchen to put the paper plates in the sink...I couldn't help but to follow her there. As she she stood with her back to me and myself now being only inches away......










...Do you want me to finish this,Thebby?
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