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05-23-2008, 08:41 AM
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Water.........flowing water....lots of flowing water.
Niagra Falls. Faucets running freely of flowing water...lots of flowing water. WOOOOOOOOSH. WATER.....FLOWING WATER. It's very hard to hold back lots of flowing water. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH. 
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05-23-2008, 08:45 AM
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Are you getting itchy?
You are. Bugs are crawling in your clothes. Their little feet are crawling on your skin......and making you itch uncontrollably. Oh you have to itch everywhere.......they're in your hair with the hairy legged spider. WOOOOOOSH. WATER...LOTS OF FLOWING WATER.
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05-23-2008, 09:16 AM
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So what you're saying is it itches when you pee, right? They have meds for that you know. You may have the clap.
Spyder
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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05-23-2008, 09:32 AM
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You know what Hafner needs?
He needs BatterBuddy. Yes...you stick it in your ear when ready to bat ...and turn it on.Here's what Hafner would hear: OK buddy...let's go to the nice batters box ( pretty music plays in the background). Comfy? Isn't this nice? Say "hi" to Mr. Umpire and Mr. Catcher...they are our friends. Yes they are! OK...now feel like the Hank Aaron you really are...relaxed ,confident.....see yourself hitting a home run. Do you see Mr. Pitcher? He is going to throw us a big fat one so we may hit it. He is our friend,too. Good. Here---he's going into his wind up....watch closely....relax. Here comes the ball. OH MY GOD!! IT'S COMING VERY FAST!!......OH LOOK AT IT TWIST AND TURN!!! WHATTAYA GONNA DO!? YOU BETTER SWING!!..YOU BETTER SWING!!......SWING AT THAT FUCl<ER!!! Oh poo....you missed. Can't you do anything right?
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