Snowy Woods

Mortimer · #1 05-22-2008, 08:33 PM

Which,when I'm ready, will be..

...DART ME BABY!!!

Mortimer · #2 05-23-2008, 09:09 AM

I see Carla has put the word out.

Hey---fine with me.

Just don't go thinking you're all going to get book deals because you're not.

She lies.

The strumpet lies.

Mortimer · #3 05-23-2008, 09:31 AM

There's a spider in your hair.

Mortimer · #4 05-23-2008, 09:32 AM

A big,fat hairy legged spider.

Mortimer · #5 05-23-2008, 09:32 AM

SNAKE!

Mortimer · #6 05-23-2008, 09:37 AM

Hope you all enjoy your lunch today.

It has roaches in them.

Watch out----when you hear a "crunch"...then you're really going to get sick from what you taste next.

BLECH!

Mortimer · #7 05-23-2008, 09:41 AM

Water.........flowing water....lots of flowing water.

Niagra Falls.

Faucets running freely of flowing water...lots of flowing water.

WOOOOOOOOSH.

WATER.....FLOWING WATER.

It's very hard to hold back lots of flowing water.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH.