Snowy Woods

[Late Fires]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Oh it's been a fine SnowyWoods day.....and so.. now I must step into the operating theater to do my 4th triple bypass today.




Play nicely and remember----








-----only YOU can prevent Late Fires.

SPRAY!!!















And Morty, Paulie Walnuts is a character from that awful HBO series, the Sopornos. I don't know why Fred Garvin Fan keeps bringing him up, though.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Late Fires

SPRAY!!!















And Morty, Paulie Walnuts is a character from that awful HBO series, the Sopornos. I don't know why Fred Garvin Fan keeps bringing him up, though.

SPIT!!!











Right back at ya ,sir!!

Was that the guy with silver wings for hair?

That thing was bad after the second season.






My pud still becomes violent in a HUGE way thinking of Gloria the car saleswoman.

[Mortimer]

My time draws near an end.




So does my pud.















!!!!












Seriously......it does. My time that is.

It's been great being at NerdyTrail...Tripling the Tracking Crown since 2003.

But my days are numbered.






So are yours if you check your calender.


But as I was typing......I almost finished here....your time has been my time.

[Mortimer]

And so................










...how about a hand for the suit?

[Mortimer]

I am reminded of a girl off her rocker----I mean off the Ohio State board.


Her name was Chelle.



She didn't want to be called Smelly....I mean Chelly




So I called her Chelly all the time.





She didn't like that either....so I cut it down to just Chelly.




Which she didn't like.


























So I switched up to Cherr.....Godzirra's girlfriend.








She really hated that.














I'm trying to show you all it's not just you people.

[Mortimer]

AWP!!



Sorry---have an emergency call.....................got another foot removal from HoseGardens mouth to do.

[Late Fires]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Was that the guy with silver wings for hair?

That thing was bad after the second season.






My pud still becomes violent in a HUGE way thinking of Gloria the car saleswoman.

Yes and Yes and Yes.













Some fine work today. But shouldn't there be an Ahia Derby thread instead of this second rate Belmonts race?

[Mortimer]

You are so right...as per usual.


Let me see what I can dig up on that baby.

[Mortimer]

Still one of the best..... a must hear in SnowyWoods:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGQ7OfqgV7Y

[Mortimer]

You don't seem to get it.


GODDAMMITY!!....I am a NOBDOY.....and mighty proud of it!

[Mortimer]

Gimme a W

Gimme an H

Gimme an A

Gimme a T

Gimme an S

Gimme a T

Gimme an H

Gimme an A

Gimme a T

Gimme an S

Gimme a P

Gimme an E

Gimme an L

Gimme an L





What's that spell?

[Mortimer]

I'm thinking many of you would enjoy going to maps.google.com and be directed by me to my old house in Cleveland.....where my personal bones grew up. You could also see the path I took as a 10 year old and came to be chased by GROWN MEN posing as high school teachers across a snowy,busy thoroughfare and about a city block afterwards.....until life as I knew it came to a thudder shuddering halt when ( after turning around while running to see if these tree monsters were still chasing me---HUGE mistake) I ran smack into a solid steel firebox hanging off a phone pole.





Oh no one cares...who am I kidding here?