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Old 05-19-2008, 06:57 PM
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No doubt James is the reason that they lost to the celts in 7. Without him, a PG who couldn't make the rotation in Seattle (West), a SG who peaked in the NCAA tourney 10 years ago(Wally World), an imposter who looks like Ben Wallace but doesnt play defense or rebound like him (wallace), a jean-Claude van Damme lookalike (Pavlovic), Kayne west lite (Damon Jones), a guy named boobie (Gibson), a guy who just busted out of NBA witness protection (Joe Smith), a russian mummy who shot under 30% from the field the last four games of the year (Ilgauskas), and the drummer from a hair band (Varejao), would have gone crazy.

I am really surprised you Cleveland fanatics never touched on the REAL problem with the team in the playoffs this year......
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Old 05-19-2008, 08:40 PM
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No doubt James is the reason that they lost to the celts in 7. Without him, a PG who couldn't make the rotation in Seattle (West), a SG who peaked in the NCAA tourney 10 years ago(Wally World), an imposter who looks like Ben Wallace but doesnt play defense or rebound like him (wallace), a jean-Claude van Damme lookalike (Pavlovic), Kayne west lite (Damon Jones), a guy named boobie (Gibson), a guy who just busted out of NBA witness protection (Joe Smith), a russian mummy who shot under 30% from the field the last four games of the year (Ilgauskas), and the drummer from a hair band (Varejao), would have gone crazy.

I am really surprised you Cleveland fanatics never touched on the REAL problem with the team in the playoffs this year......

You learned sometime ago not to tangle with me.....but it looks like you have forgotten the sting of the long knuckle.



You have behaved yourself...and now this.

I will give you a few minutes to retract this incredibly empty headed post....




...otherwise there's going to be a reminder for you about what that sting is like.
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Old 05-19-2008, 09:00 PM
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While I'm waiting for PeanutShell to remove his head from the chopping block...let me remind you all of something.

I know most if not all of you love coming down on Cleveland...which is fine....really is. Just don't waste it on me----OK?



Pro sports..if that's your game ...great.


Be a shnook.



Worship them.....rave about them......throw money at them and yank their cranks.










Hey---ah don't cah!








It matters not to me what any team does....Cleveland or otherwise.I don't know 90% of the players you people mention.



But as far as The FROZEN ONE goes.......you all don't have to worship him. He does that enough all by himself----he'll tell you exactly how great he is.




But I won't stand here and let that go by. He's an embarrassment to me.


You all have a perfect right to make love to a sports icon....so go right ahead.






























Didn't like all that----did ya?






Too bad.
























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Old 05-19-2008, 09:32 PM
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No doubt James is the reason that they lost to the celts in 7. Without him, a PG who couldn't make the rotation in Seattle (West), a SG who peaked in the NCAA tourney 10 years ago(Wally World), an imposter who looks like Ben Wallace but doesnt play defense or rebound like him (wallace), a jean-Claude van Damme lookalike (Pavlovic), Kayne west lite (Damon Jones), a guy named boobie (Gibson), a guy who just busted out of NBA witness protection (Joe Smith), a russian mummy who shot under 30% mfrom the field the last four games of the year (Ilgauskas), and the drummer from a hair band (Varejao), would have gone crazy.

I am really surprised you Cleveland fanatics never touched on the REAL problem with the team in the playoffs this year......












I see you have made a suicidal decision.


Good.





Yes....The FROZEN ONE held Bostons in check the whole series...all by himself. Everyone knows one player can stop 5. The stellar team defensive credit ALL goes to James.

AND...he sizzled Boston for an amazing 35.5% from the field....absolutely anihiliating them by nailing 23.1% on 3 pointers.

Did you know he shot well over twice as many time as anyone else? And way ahead the leader in 3 pt. attempts?...even with those pathetic percentages.



Oh yes...West is a pathetic point guard. Why did he look so good then?

Why was Gibson their best 3 pt. guy?

Why did double Z outplay Ray Allen? ( Who???)

Oh yes...gosh Wallace stinks --doesn't he? Why Garnett averaged 40 points a game and was even 5-13 in the most important one.

Excuse me...but what Z did the last 4 games of the season somehow escapes me regarding the playoffs.



And,frankly, how can you not go to a ballhog shooting it 22 times a game clipping along at 35.5%?


I'll put it this way.






Maybe James didn't lose the series to Boston.........but can you say he won it?







What?



The greatest NBA player in history could not win this series?





Gosh....I'm floored...really.







All you pro coaches out there.......you can win a team championship...if you don't care who gets the credit.
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