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Old 05-16-2008, 10:34 PM
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Mom's letting me out of the basement for one hour of sun!!




Gotta go----ahm gonna be BRONZE baby!!!



Hope you didn't get a bad burn on that beautiful dupa.
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Old 05-16-2008, 10:56 PM
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Hope you didn't get a bad burn on that beautiful dupa.
STEVE!!

There's your answer.





( Thank you,Dahling...BIG internet KISS-KISS!!)
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Old 05-16-2008, 11:47 PM
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GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
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Old 05-16-2008, 11:48 PM
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DO NOT FUCl< WITH ME.




















For I do not chew my prey.



I merely kill it......and move on.

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Old 05-17-2008, 12:19 AM
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a leaf was riven from a tree
"i mean to fall to earth" said he
the west wind, rising, made him veer;
'eastwards', he said, 'i shall now steer'
the east wind rose with greater force;
said he: 'twere wise to change my course'
with equal power they contend;
he said: 'my judgement i suspend'
down died the winds. the leaf, elate,
cried: 'i've decided to fall straight.'
'first thoughts are best'? that's not the moral;
just choose your own and we'll not quarrel.
howe're your choice may chance to fall.
you'll have no hand in it at all.
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Old 05-17-2008, 01:48 AM
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Inter-burp-esting philosophy.
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Old 05-17-2008, 02:01 AM
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I am now broadcasting from 6 feet up in the BP building here in downtown Cleveland. The TonkaToys look almost like real cars. I....excuse me.




I have just been informed we are 6 hundred feet up in the BP building and that those TonkaToys are real cars.






Anyways....how about some fine music?.Let's turn our attention to Mr. Excitement..Don Kirshner.

What do you have for us tonight,Don?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS_VlIhKn6c
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Old 05-17-2008, 10:53 AM
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Shut your big mouth.
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Old 05-17-2008, 11:08 AM
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Thanks..it's great being back.


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Old 05-17-2008, 11:42 AM
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Well I wasn't until you said that.



In fact..I'm experiencing vu deja.

I have a feeling this will happen again.
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Old 05-17-2008, 06:53 PM
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STEVE!!

There's your answer.





( Thank you,Dahling...BIG internet KISS-KISS!!)




Good to see the old Morty Wolf back.









You too Hossy Grizzley!
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Old 05-17-2008, 07:19 PM
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Old 05-17-2008, 07:25 PM
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But I wonder.....isn't the Secret Garden kind of like the Cozy Dooryard?
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Old 05-17-2008, 07:32 PM
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But I wonder.....isn't the Secret Garden kind of like the Cozy Dooryard?
Too hot in the garden. Probably bugs too.


















I'm staying in the snowy woods.
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Old 05-17-2008, 07:36 PM
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No...fine. I was referring to GF Fawn's mentioning of starting a Secret Garden.

You know...somewhere boneheads here could go to be healed.
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