Snowy Woods

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Oh..I would be Remrs.....doggne it!....I mean remiss if I did not thank the fine behinded WhiteSugar...aka Thebby....for my restoration process.




Thank you so much Thebby......I can't thank you enough.










So I won't.



That's just the kinda guy I am.





=:>

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Now this is quality poetry:





A Noiseless, Patient Spider

A noiseless patient spider,
I mark'd where on a little promontory it stood isolated,
Mark'd how to explore the vacant vast surrounding,
It launch'd forth filament, filament, filament, out of itself,
Ever unreeling them, ever tirelessly speeding them.

And you O my soul where you stand,
Surrounded, detached, in measureless oceans of space,
Ceaselessly musing, venturing, throwing, seeking the spheres to connect them,
Till the bridge you will need be form'd, till the ductile anchor hold,
Till the gossamer thread you fling catch somewhere, O my soul.


--Walt Whitman










I just wish I knew what the fucl< he said.

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If I hear any sharpies out their trying to tell people who they should put on the bottom end of their exotics for the Preakness.....you will die.


That's it.



Don't even think about it.

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Oh....tonight I will be broadcasting from high atop Tower City where ,at 700 feet, cars look like TonkaToys.




I imagine when I get there they will tell me I'm only 7 feet up and that those ARE TonkaToys.

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Brother.


How 'bout a hand for the suit?

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I built my Snowy Woods home out of my hopes and dreams...keeping in mind all the TrueSwine who have dared to interrupt....ney!...destroy them!


The walls are built of trees and mud who do not retain what they hear.....they do not surveil...they do not reflect falsely. My roof is of thatch....it disallows rain,but let's in sunny days.My floors are honest...they would never pull a rug from 'neath me.They let me lay upon them in welcome.


My toliet...well I''m not going to say where I do my toilet...it's private. The bears know---that's good enough.


My kitchen is a simple one....a fine natural stone hearth with a belching stone chimney poking its way through my roof....burning good, clean residue which would be so uncommon to political orators.They merely capture theirs in a scrubber and spew them back out into the same cycle.


All forest creatures are allowed in here---anytime they wish. I do not chase the fox with a broom.......well I don't have a broom,but if I did ---I would not chase them with it .....I would not throw stones at the squirrels nor dump water on the raccoons........I do not grease my tree branches to discourage birds.



All honest life may bed or eat here as they wish.

Buggies may crawl all the want without fear of being swatted or chased with a hammer.







I can't do anything regarding the snow ..so don't bug me about it.

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I know this is a repeat...but it must be here:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1IcM1JICoY