My champion Catahoula Dog died today.

[Mortimer]

Oh like I didn't catch the sideswipe.



I slash my chest with a scalpel....yank my skin back.....pop my rib cage with a rib cracker and expose my heart to the whole board.....for YOU.......and that's what I get?





I will never come out of Snowy Woods again.

But it won't be hard because I am not long for this place.