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Old 05-15-2008, 09:13 AM
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I would like to share a story about Zulu with you all.








But I didn't know him so I can't.









So I will share one with you all about Sammy.


I may have told it before,but too bad.











My Father was a great animal trainer.He would even sit Sam on his lap and try to stick his head in Sams mouth...but that's not the story.











When we first got Sam my Father immediately began house training.

Now don't take that literally....you know what I mean.










The first time Sam whizzed inside.....my Father rubbed his nose in it and threw him out the window .













Sharp as a tack.....the next time Sam whizzed in the house he rubbed his nose in it and jumped out the window.









Dad was lucky to have had such a smart animal.
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:52 AM
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I hope I didn't do it again.



I didn't mean to.
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Old 05-15-2008, 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
I would like to share a story about Zulu with you all.








But I didn't know him so I can't.









So I will share one with you all about Sammy.


I may have told it before,but too bad.











My Father was a great animal trainer.He would even sit Sam on his lap and try to stick his head in Sams mouth...but that's not the story.











When we first got Sam my Father immediately began house training.

Now don't take that literally....you know what I mean.










The first time Sam whizzed inside.....my Father rubbed his nose in it and threw him out the window .













Sharp as a tack.....the next time Sam whizzed in the house he rubbed his nose in it and jumped out the window.









Dad was lucky to have had such a smart animal.

I feel quite sure your father trained you the same way, only the dog probably learned from it.
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Old 05-15-2008, 10:17 AM
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That's it notype...be all that you can be.





Even if it's just the board dimwit......why the character is in the journey...and not the goal.

Wait a minute...Dimmy is the board dimwit.

Are you trying to steal his crown?





Shame on you.











Now this is that very nice lady's thread---FieldGoalFan----so stop with the nonsense.
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Old 05-15-2008, 10:21 AM
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just an observation morty, not trying to steal her thread......heaven forbid someone else do that.
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Old 05-15-2008, 10:24 AM
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Hmmph.
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Old 05-15-2008, 10:27 AM
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aight!!! backup in da house!!....posse up!!...to da clubhouse.
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Old 05-15-2008, 10:32 AM
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Miss 3 Pointer....Fan..........I really do empathize with you.

I thought a lot about Sam last night..and became so very sad as I miss him to this day.

I understand how you were with Bolo...I mean Zulu to the end. I had to take Sam for that final vet visit.I recall wearing sun glasses to hide my sorrow. I put Sam on the table and held him tight around his shoulders and told him in his ear not to worry.


I know Sam was scared....doggies have that innate sense. The vet shot the needle....Sammy groaned deep and stiffened in a very brief but grotesque way.The sun glasses didn't help anymore.They wouldn't have helped last night



And so...when nefarious piglets try to indicate I am a psychopathic moron....(is that spelled correctly---it don't look right)........well they are wrong.


I hide my feelings....and run from them .I hide by playing games.



I hope you now know how pretty I really am....and that I always mean the best of projections...and not the worst you think you read.


I also hope notype is very proud of himself now.
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Old 05-15-2008, 10:39 AM
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I think notyep owes someone an apology.
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Old 05-15-2008, 10:41 AM
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He certainly does...he owes ..what'shername a big apology.


Apology notype!!

APOLOGY ,SIR!!
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