Brutal

So basically you have no way
of classifying a bonehead offense
v. your schematic offense.

Because there was a mixture of
both. Lebron taking horrible shots.
Lebron driving and dishing 11 assits.
Lebron driving headlong into nothing
land. Lebron driving and dunking over
30 people.

Bottom line Mortonsus:

DEFENSE just like last year.

Thats how the Cavs win in the playoffs.
Curlyhead man was incredible tonight
defensively on almost anyone he covered.
I give him the MVP of the game.
His points at the end
were luck.

WE GOT A TIED SERIES.
Keep up the D CAVS!

[Mortimer]

I have classified it for you 14 different ways,Garden Snake. The easiest way is to watch the first 2 game sand then the last 2.


Much better movement and passing......no James bring the ball into trouble and miss or lose it......no 15 second dribble off and then miss or lose it. I reprinted words of Cleveland writers earlier....did you miss it-----again??

I have also said defense wins...in any sport...many times. The better offense won tonight as both defenses are strong. This showed up very smartly at the end.


Your main problem is you get beat down on the main issue---then run to 15 other issues that weren't an issue until you dreamt them up....and then you get hammered more.

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

Your main problem is you get beat down on the main issue---then run to 15 other issues that weren't an issue until you dream them up....and then you get hammered more.

Your only problem is you
have no idea what you are watching.

Try to classify a game to neat categories.
Saying your team cant win, then say they can.
So much drivel and vascillating.

And you have to read the Cleveland papers
and rely on announcers to understand a game?
Next game try without any sound any stats or
any paper.

You would have no idea what is actually taking
place. This game is beyond you.

It is a great game
because it is not football.
It is not some regimented
bonehead v. scheme game.
It is a game that requires
innovation within a theme.
It is a game that requires
constant adjustments within
and between games.
It is a game in which players
have to be smart enough
to ad lib set plays which break down.
It is a game which players and coaches
have to be willing to accept their own
limitations and work with what they
actually have (a very difficult task).
It is a game which you have never
participated in... in any way.

Why did I even type this. Like asking
"blind from birth" what color is in the
absence of light.

Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow
knucklehead.

[Mortimer]

Oh well......we now have our very own Mike Welsch mock up here at NerdyTrail.

I guess it was bound to happen.





Do you stick your finger in a lamp socket before performing in the smart threads as well?

[Mortimer]

Good morning ,SportyFans.


I apologize for brutalizing the dimwit---GardenSnake----but he is kind of self brutalizing.


Too bad it carries over to his lab and more failed experiments....... I understand the physics room is now a crime scene.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by pgardn

Your only problem is you
have no idea what you are watching.

Try to classify a game to neat categories.
Saying your team cant win, then say they can.
So much drivel and vascillating.

And you have to read the Cleveland papers
and rely on announcers to understand a game?
Next game try without any sound any stats or
any paper.

You would have no idea what is actually taking
place. This game is beyond you.

It is a great game
because it is not football.
It is not some regimented
bonehead v. scheme game.
It is a game that requires
innovation within a theme.
It is a game that requires
constant adjustments within
and between games.
It is a game in which players
have to be smart enough
to ad lib set plays which break down.
It is a game which players and coaches
have to be willing to accept their own
limitations and work with what they
actually have (a very difficult task).
It is a game which you have never
participated in... in any way.

Why did I even type this. Like asking
"blind from birth" what color is in the
absence of light.

Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow
knucklehead.

How to defend the triangle offense is coming----I just know it.

[Mortimer]

highly Amusing!!

[Mortimer]

"PSSSST.....do you see those scars on Dr. Einstein this morning?"

"Ya....it looks like a Predator got a good strong hold of him."

"His skin has been slashed and shredded!"

"ROR!...ain't it great!?"


" I'll bet Mortimer attacked him last night."


"I didn't get a chance to sneak a peek at the board last night....but my Father did. I know becuase I heard him laughing his head off at the computer."

"Oh no----he's setting up another experiment with explosives."






" Maybe we should make up an excuse so we can get out of h

[horseofcourse]

I missed the first 3 quarters at my son's little league game. I missed the first 3 quarters of the first game and the last 3 quarters of the 2nd game as well due to little league commitments. So I only saw game 3 in it's entirety and the 4th quarter last night. So I will offer no game analysis. I am obvoiusly biased. I could offer no coherency.

A very smart man would probably say something smart about it so I won't. I saw what I saw in the 4th quarter however.

I think I read something like it is way,way too late for the selfish one to learn team basketball even though he finished in the top 10 in the league in assists as a non-point guard and somehow accumulated 13 more of them last night being the biggest ball hog on the planet. 13 more of them last night don't really mean much. What do 82 games really show anyway??

I think I read he doesn't really understand anything from a very smart man...that's all we need to know. Let's end this thread now.

Hose Garden and Main Course have been embarrrased so thoroughly it is time to end this affair immediately.

THREAD OFFICIALLY OVER