Buffy's Saratoga Picks for Monday, where is everyone else's?

[Downthestretch55]

Interesting day.
Concorde's Edge scratched in the 1st, as did Pleasant Fiction in the 9th.
Zippy, you want to do a deal for a "slightly used" monkey?
He throws darts, stinks like heck, and makes so much noise at night that you can hardly sleep. And he knows nothing about scratches except where he does it to himself...scrotum obsessed. Works for peanuts.

Ahh! Always a Wed. Card to think about.
I think I'll put away the darts and make my own picks.
Tonight, it's "spank the monkey" time.
Maybe we can make a deal, Zippy, before I get arrested for animal abuse.

And, for those that take me seriously....
I'M KIDDING!