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Old 04-28-2008, 12:11 PM
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He is wise beyond his years.

























Or he had his Wheaties this morning.
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Old 04-28-2008, 12:13 PM
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If he's 6.











And he breakfasts on Purina Dog Chow.
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Old 04-28-2008, 12:15 PM
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If he's 6.











And he breakfasts on Purina Dog Chow.


He's well-endowed for 6!








If that was actually him in Cajun's photo.
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Old 04-28-2008, 12:17 PM
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I hope you have shatter proof windows.
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Old 04-28-2008, 12:19 PM
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I hope you have shatter proof windows.

My windows are always open for you my friend.
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Old 04-28-2008, 12:21 PM
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My windows are always open for you my friend.




Will someone call an emergency vehicle as soon as is humanly possible?







I am feeling VERY dizzy!!
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Old 04-28-2008, 12:24 PM
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My windows are always open for you my friend.




Will someone call an emergency vehicle as soon as is humanly possible?







I am feeling VERY dizzy!!


Good thing I converted my basement to an emergency room.
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Old 04-28-2008, 12:23 PM
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That picture was actually before my latest water treatment, so I'm actually bigger.



Oh my God.
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Old 04-28-2008, 12:25 PM
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That picture was actually before my latest water treatment, so I'm actually bigger.

So it's like those little sponge animals that expand in water?????
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Old 04-28-2008, 12:28 PM
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Exactly. You just don't want to be around when the water runs out, if ya know wha' ahm sayin.

I understand-deflation.
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Old 04-28-2008, 12:23 PM
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I knew you hadn't seen the rest before you behooved me.




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Old 04-28-2008, 12:27 PM
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I'm de-hooving you as we speak.
Keep it up ,Hossy.



Those underground pud photos are going to find their way here yet.
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Old 04-28-2008, 12:36 PM
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I've decided I will be leaving all message boards effective May 2nd, so I can beat you by a day. I realize my legions of fans will be upset. But, I've clearly done enough.



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Old 04-28-2008, 12:40 PM
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Explain this please.

It's a "mad" face.
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Old 04-28-2008, 12:41 PM
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It's a "mad" face.

rule-eng un ze flour!!!







leff-eng may ess oaf!!!!
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Old 04-28-2008, 12:48 PM
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You just made my list Deb O Deb.


Is this a "throwing rocks through your windows" list or "other" list? Please explain so I can properly prepare. Thank you.
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Old 04-28-2008, 12:46 PM
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Explain this please.
Oh my...gosh that was so funny.



Anyhooo..I'm mad because you are upstaging me by one day.




And you shouldn't leave.

Nimrods will go uncorrected.
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Old 04-28-2008, 12:57 PM
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Lots of lady participation in this here thread. Must be due to the salt.
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Old 04-28-2008, 12:58 PM
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There was just a Byslander sighting in a smart room. Hint, hint.
If it's the Padlock...that's the one room I can't see if I have signed off. I can see the rest.



Did she start yet another nincompoop thread?
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